Snorting distastefully at now the
second mention of the Mysterious Mare-Do-Well, Rainbow Dash opted to remove herself from behind the stand and return to her original spot near Marked Twine, but not before lightly flicking Applejack's snout with the tip or her tail. The Pegasus held some sort of vendetta against that name, and she knew Applejack was using it to her advantage. Granted, Rainbow Dash had come to terms that she deserved what had happened that day, but it didn't mean that it bothered her any less. In fact, what bothered her even
more was that she couldn't think of something to level the playing field. "Yeeeeaaahhh yeahhhh...," she finally replied, almost defeated by the mere idea. "The
Mysterious Mare entrusted Ponyville's protection to us. And in that case, I'm sure she won't be needed
any time soon." Dash
glared at AJ as she spoke, although the orange mare never turned to face her. It would be in her best interest to drop the subject all-together...
Dash flopped on the ground and rolled over on her back, stretching rather loudly before she tucked her fore-hooves behind her head and then crossed her hind legs. "You know, I'm not sure how you expect me to believe that you and your family coo at every tree in that massive orchard of yours like you did for...
Bloombug or whatever... But you know what? I'm not even going to question it. Your cider
more than speaks for itself." Dash then turns her cerise gaze upward to Marked, looking at him upside-down from her position laying on the ground. "Well, AJ, I've only read The Mare From Shallow Waters, and it was
totally awesome. It was action-y adventure-y, kinda like Daring Do.
Maaayybe a little creepy, but I wasn't scared, of course. Full of plot twists, one right after another, like the mansion chapter or who the mare
REALLY was! Ugh! Just as I thought I knew what was going on,
WHAM! Another curveball! I mean, who would have expected Derrick Shore to be a double-
double agent!?" The Pegasus continued to ramble, using her her hooves to express a multitude of gestures as she described various events in the book. She eventually slowed to a stop once she realized what she was doing and glanced back up at Marked with a nervous chuckle. "I... uh... Sorry... I get carried away sometimes."
Tired of her current position, Rainbow Dash rolled lazily back on her hooves and dusted herself off a bit, taking small a moment to study the steady line. "Oh yeah!" she exclaimed, suddenly shooting into the air. She disappeared for a second or two at the most before returning with a conveniently sized cloud, allowing it to rest just a few inches from the ground before flopping on top of it and adjusted herself accordingly. "Ah, that's
soooooo much better than the ground. Now... Where were we... Oh, yes! The dragon! Well, you see, getting close wasn't a problem at all thanks to my awesome ninja skills. We were trying to get it to move from its lair because smog was drifting down into Ponyville. I dunno if you've ever seen dragon smog, pal, but it's not pretty. Now, would you believe that this dragon had the
gall to ignore us? I mean, we
tried to ask it nicely, but as soon as things got violent, I bucked it right in the mouth.
POW! Right in the kisser! That dragon didn't even know what hit it! Of course, that only made it really angry... Believe it or not,
Fluttershy, of all ponies, managed to tame it and convince it to move... But not before an all out battle royale with fire, claws, and fangs." Rainbow Dash
smiled once more, knowing full well that her setup was going to be torn down by Miss Honesty... At least she made it sound cooler...
"And what
about that barn, AJ? It
must have been pretty bad if it's something you won't even talk about... At least you got a shiny new one out of it, if that's any consolation."