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« on: May 20, 2014, 01:24:40 am »
Yet another clear day in the small town of Ponyville. Mid-summer, birds singing, not a dark cloud in sight, sun shining brightly, it was all such a beautiful day, so much so that Ruby decided that spending the entirety of it in the shadow of an alley in the marketplace was just foolish. The upper crust could go for a day or two without knowing what their immediate future held, being either how faithful their lover would be or how well a business transaction would go over, and as unfortunate as it was, most of them would live to be able to chastise her for not being in her usual place. If you are trying to run a business, young lady, then you should act professionally. To which she would respond, I am pretty confident that tarot card readings are a hobby, not a business... and since when does professional financial consultation include the need for divination?

Whatever, now was not the time to be thinking about the future of what she does for a hobby, now was a time for research and reading. She sat under a tree near the edge of town, a small stack of books off to her side and a few open in front of her to several different pages. The book of mythical beasts was off to the left, on the pages of shapeshifters and deceivers; a book of lingering magical effects and afflictions open in the middle, loaned from the librarian that lived in the tree in the middle of town, open to mind affecting ailments and their origins; and finally, a book of intermediate magic. Normally this level of magic would be absolutely draining for her, but ever since that night in the fog when she tried to hunt for witches during the witching hour, she had been feeling a little more confident and capable. Aside from the fact that she felt absolutely starved after that night to the point of dizziness, it had absolutely no effect on her day to day life, and it confused her.

Hence why she was researching and experimenting, with Pharasma coiled around one of her legs. She wanted to know what had happened that night, what had inflicted this new condition upon her, and even more importantly, if there were any potentially noteworthy downsides to it. Ruby had been at this for about three hours constantly now though, and she was starting to get a bit antsy and sore from sitting still for so long, and she needed to shake some blood back into the leg that her python was squeezing before it up and fell off. She stood up and stretched, each individual leg reaching out before she gave a hearty full-body shake, looking off into the distance at the foreboding border of the Everfree Forest.

It was a place that Ruby had always wished that she were confident enough to visit on her own, but going to a place to try and find the various beasts that interested you usually involved a degree of danger that needed to be accounted for, and Ruby still had not bothered to learn anything with which to defend herself. Why would she? This town was quiet and nearly criminal-free. Everypony here practically knew each other by name; there was even a pony who knew which ponies were new faces in town, and promptly throw surprise parties for them. It was all in good fun, but Ruby wouldn’t be surprised for the day when she read in the paper headlines ‘New Elderly Stallion in Town Dies of Heart Attack During Surprise Party’.

Sitting back down as she kept staring back into the forest, all stretched with fresh blood pumping into her limbs to keep them from falling asleep, she pulled out the familiar box of tarot cards, as well as a fourth book: a fantasy book penned by an author who was either using a pseudonym, or was the most unfortunately named pony in the history of the silly names Ruby has heard. Sadeye Plum. Such a purple name if she ever heard it. Regardless, it was a series of fantasy novels that she had been coming around to enjoying, and it has been giving her things to think about the past few days, such as her own epic fantasies that she could come up with, and how many ponies could possibly be interested in them. Compared to the high-brow, cultured tales that she was used to, this was a shamefully guilty pleasure, reading about valiant paladins slaying evil mages. Such drek indeed. As she picked up where she left off, four books open in front of her, she shuffled her cards, using different techniques she had come up with after hours of ‘professional’ shuffling, stroking Pharasma like he was a scaly cat, and becoming less and less aware of the ponies around her.

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Re: Premonition
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2014, 03:49:10 am »
Dais strolled through the park to one of the loneliest parts he knew, his eyes dripping tears like leaky taps, his heavy old book hovering magically beside him. With a heavy slump, Dais fell down underneath a tree and let the book fall on top of him with a groan. "Brash hates me" he muttered to himself "I'm a useless friend. Everything is my fault. Even little foals are... huh?"

Dais stopped himself as he realized that somehow, he wasn't as alone as he thought. In fact a young mare was busily reading, stroking a python snake and shuffling cards just a few meters away. "OK Dais, you can do this" he whispered to himself, rolling over to get a better look at her "Just one make friend, just to prove to yourself that you're still alright. Just stay calm, act natural, help her out if you can, and who knows, maybe she can help you? And then tearing down Brash's home tomorrow to build a homeless shelter will be that much more satisfying."

Dais grinned malevolently and barely suppressed an evil laugh as he stood up. "Wonder who this pony is, anyway..." he whispered to himself as he strolled over "I've never noticed another pony studying around here be..."

Suddenly, he stopped and blurted loudly out what he'd really wanted to say all along. "Oh my gosh, you like Sadeye Plum!? Me too! Have..."
Then, quickly, he shoved a hoof in his mouth to stop himself. Withdrawing it after a few moments, he giggled nervously. "I mean... um... how do you do? I'm Dais Clash, mayoral assistant. Just thought I'd stop by and say hi..."

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Re: Premonition
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2014, 01:12:08 pm »
Ruby suddenly snapped the book shut as she heard somepony suddenly blurt out that they liked Sadeye Plum as well, the volume closing with a loud *clap* as her head suddenly jerked up with eyes wide and surprised, even from behind the mane that hung barely parted from her face. Her heart started racing as she looked around to find out who was speaking to, and if she was in trouble with the law again. How many times does she have to tell the property owners that it isn't technically loitering if the property is available to the public and she wasn't making a nuisance of herself? Can't they just leave her to quietly read all four of these books in peace? Her frantic searching then fell upon a blue pony standing next to her, introducing himself as the assistant mayor, and that he'd just stop by to say hello.

The mare simply sat where she was, staring at Dais in disbelief, and bewilderment, more with the fact that somepony had apprached her in the first place than with the fact that someone wanted to say hello, but then again, saying hello to someone did require the approaching of an individual in the first place, otherwise it would be incredibly awkward shouting greetings from the opposite ends of the park. That is, of course, if Ruby was even inclined to greet this stallion in the first place, which, being made clear by the fact that she continued to stare at him in a manner that would make the usual pony very uncomfortable, was not going to happen anytime soon. Slowly, her eyes narrowed judgementally on him, taking on a very disinterested and sour look as she started to set the book back on the ground. Nearly fifteen seconds had passed by now since his unprompted outburst, and it was only then that she decided to speak up, in a decidedly more even tone.

"Just because I read drek does not mean I like drek," was the plain statement that came forward. A typical double-edged statement with multiple meanings, though judging by the lack of praising tone in the statement, the meaning had leant itself more towards the fact that she actually didn't like what she was reading more than the fact that she loved it. Ruby was, however very much in denial about how much she enjoyed reading this book, and to be honest, she wasn't entirely sure why. It wasn't like she was in some sort of committed relationship with old tales and lore, but it still felt like she was cheating on the cultured partner with the cheaper partner. "This is reading material that I use to remind myself that I am glad that I enjoy more eloquent and well-written titles, such as The Canterbury Tales or Trotterus and Criseyde."

"Preferences of literature aside," Ruby continued, turning back to the three books that were open in front of her, not so much reading them, but more pretending that she was reading them; she already knew what was on these pages, "what do you -actually- want? If you are looking to have me fill out even more census forms that I can't seem to get enough of in the mail, or if you are one of the regular ponies whom I read tarot cards for and you are so desperate to know if your spouse is cheating on you, then I'm going to have to be polite and give you a flat-out 'no' to that." Out of the corner of her eye, she glanced back at him, "'Politely', of course. Just because I am taking a break and having a bit of 'me' time does not mean I can be rude."

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Re: Premonition
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2014, 09:06:44 pm »
From the moment she began staring at him, Dais felt bad for coming over. He looked down and moved his forehoof in little circles along the ground. As she spoke, Dais crept away slowly with embarrassment. When she was finished, Dais didn't look up, his expression a very clear frown.

"Oh, I'm sorry" he muttered "I just thought... you know, since we're both taking a break... that's usually a good time to meet new ponies... make new friends... don't you think?... umm... yeah, I might just leave now... sorry for bothering you..."

With that, Dais put on a nervous grin, and backed away for a few paces, before turning away, strolling back towards his book dejected, and with his head hung low, whispering to himself.

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« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2014, 02:00:02 am »
Ruby watched as Dais shrank away from her after her little speech about how she had no time for census forms or tarot card readings today, apologizing to her and saying that he only wanted to make friends. She maintained eye contact with him for as long as she could before it was broken when he looked back to the ground, shuffling back to where he was and whispering under his breath. Part of her wanted to know what he was saying under his breath, if it was something about her, or if it was something else. Whatever it was, it was just like the whispers that other foals made behind her back when she would sit off to the side and read her books of 'boring' tales and monsters. They thought she couldn't hear her, but she knew what they were saying. Was it any different here? Was the assistant mayor above calling a random late teenaged mare names behind her back? Did she care?

A simple huff of air escaping her lips, blowing a few low-hanging strands of hair from in front of her eyes, was enough to answer the last question as she looked back to the three open books in front of her, the questions she had been researching taking a back seat for the time to her current thoughts. Awfully skittish and shy he was, yes. Did I do something to drive him away? Surely I can't have been so offensive... her thoughts drifted back as she felt movement on her leg once more as Pharasma climbed further up her shoulder, sticking her head on her collar bone and flicking her tongue at her neck, giving Ruby one of few very rare fits of giggles, "Pharasma~!" She laughed out, trying her best to bring her neck away from the snake as it tasted the air, to no avail, "Staa-ha-haap~!"

When she finally pushed the albino python a little further down her leg, Ruby brought the snake in front of her with a warm smile as she said, "Are you driving ponies away from me again~? You being a scary snake? Who's the scary snake?" The python didn't seem to make any response, other than the occasional flitter of its tongue to taste the air. Still, it was enough for Ruby to take it as an answer, and she continued to converse with it, "Yes you are~! You're the scary snake! Scary, cuddly snake!" Stroking the python's head a little more, she leaned back against the tree, mood a little lifted as she looked back out to the forest in the high noon light. Barely a shadow in sight, it made the forest almost... inviting, even despite how dangerous she knew it was.

Unaware that this entire time she had been shuffling, she looked back at the deck of tarot cards, quite possibly the most well shuffled deck in history, and decided to slow down a bit. Racing the shuffle like a madmare would only serve to make the draw messy. If she was supposed to be channeling spiritual energy into these cards with each pass, wouldn't a moment like this be the best time to slow it down? When she was feeling the most positive? Sure... having a bit of 'me' time... She crossed her legs as she leaned back against the tree, cradling the python like it were a scaly, limbless child, and shuffled the mint-smelling tarot cards every so often turning her head a little more to look at the ponies that passed by from behind the low hanging hair in her bronze eyes.

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« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2014, 01:19:03 am »
Another oh so beautiful day in Ponyville, like it ever wasn't. Not with the ever oh so loyal and brave Rainbow Dash and her committed team of pegasi on weather patrol. You know, when they weren't all sick. Still, Hawkson couldn't help but envy them, flying around, free as can be. Hawk had only flown a couple times in his life himself. But enough about old memories and impossible dreams.

Hawkson walked down the rather colorful streets of Ponyville with a bag of bits in his hoof.  His disguise spell had worn off at this point, fully revealing his cutie mark and returning his voice back to normal. He brushed a loose strand of peach-ish colored hair out of his eye while he slowly walked along, lost in thought.

So maybe he had stolen the bits in his hoof, big deal. Not like the mare really needed all those bits anyways. She probably had some extra money in a bank account or something. And he planned to pay her back three fourths of the bits if he got the chance. Ok half. Ok a fourth. Look he needed a train ticket to Canterlot to find a house or apartment. He had some old friends to help him in Canterlot he just needed the train ticket, then he'd be good on bits for a while. He'd promised Vec he wouldn't steal but... Well whatever he did was in her best interest. He'd thought he'd have to do something like this so he left her back in Phillydelphia with some neighbors who'd send her down when he sent them a letter. Vec didn't really like him stealing and he had to admit it was a bad influence on her but what could he do? They had to eat.

And, logically speaking, he'd earned the bits at this point right? It was suppose to be a simple job. The local thief liason around here, called Cloaked Dagger, pointed out a pony he could steal from pretty easily and how he could do it. The guy was a professional and he liked to help the less fortunate become the fortune if they brought some rich snobs down a peg. He cast the disguise spell on himself, ate a bit to help him get his energy back, and went off to find her. It all went smooth until that masked pony showed up. Cloaked said if he did it right nopony would really look for him, he'd make sure of that. Nothing was said about superheroes. His eyes still hurt a bit from that bubble mix he got in his eye. What kind of idiot plays with bubbles in an alley anyways? Like, seriously?

Hawkson is so caught up in his thoughts he doesn't even notice a magenta unicorn resting under a tree until he almost trips over her. "Oh sorry, didn't see you there." He says in a gruff voice. He then notices the python wrapped around her.

"OH MY !@#$ING FAUST, WHY ARE YOU HOLDING THAT THING?" Hawkson loudly yelled, jumping away from the mare and climbing up the tree a little and cowering on a branch in an attempt to escape the scaly serpent of assured death if he went near it.   
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« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2014, 01:38:09 am »
Faster than a thundering bolt of lightning, Dais raced from the tree nearby where he was reading, hooves kicking the air like a roadrunner, and a great cloud of dust rising up behind him. Barely had he been gone from the mysterious young mare, and read literally only two sentences more from his book, before he was able to find some excuse to rush over there again, once again bearing a large (though this time, slightly fake) grin.

"I heard yelling!" he said rapidly as though this was the most exciting thing to have happened in his life so far "Are both of you alright? Is anypony hurt? Can I help? Can we be friends? What were you yelling about? May I be of assistance? Nothing horrible happened, no? Why are you up on that tree? You all sure about the answers to all the previous questions?"

Dais stopped himself, breathing heavily, and his heart beating very quickly. He glanced from pony to pony, kicking himself to stop his tail wagging like a dog's.

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« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2014, 03:02:30 am »
Ruby was starting to drift off as she leaned back against the tree, feeling the warmth of the sun on her coat, and the scaly mass that was the python as it shifted in place to expose as much of itself as it could to the sun, while at the same time keeping itself hugged close to the body warmth that Ruby gave off. Cold-blooded animals were scary-looking and threatening, sure, but they can be the most willing to be cuddly pets, especially when they can thrive off of something so simple as body heat, and only being fed once a month. In her opinion, Pharasma was the best kind of pet that Ruby could ask for, even if it earned her a few weird looks, and some of the more squeamish ponies recoiled in fear. It was so nice under this tree after all, what would she care about weird looks if she suddenly decided she wanted to take a quick nap? It wasn't like she was doing much on this little break, and a nap would help her remember things in the long run.

Her eyes would have started to drift closed too, if it weren't for the stallion that was approaching and nearly tripped over her. The gruff voice telling her that he almost didn't see her there was about to be countered with and you should watch where you are walking, but she was interrupted by the loudest yell she had yet to hear from a stallion standing right next to her, even louder than that earlier fellow who shouted at her about liking the author of the book she was reading. Not even long before she was about to cover her ears, the most astounding sight came with the noise, one that even she was not accustomed to. She watched this grown stallion leap backwards and clamber up the tree she was leaning on, like a cat, and clung to the first branch he came to that could support his weight. Ruby stood up and looked up into the tree after him, the expression on her face still in utter disbelief as the leaves that were shook off the branch by Hawkson's sudden ascent flittered to the ground, and she asked but one question, pure curiosity and bewilderment in her tone, "How in Celestia's name did you get up there so fast?"

Then came the second stallion in this three-pony stage comedy, the blue unicorn from earlier with the questions of books, back in an instant as though it was his calling to be where fear and danger were in this town, asking a series of questions, some not even related at all to the situation at hoof. After blinking a little at Dais' question, and the entire situation in general, Ruby simply said, "I'm not sure... I think he saw my snake and somehow, uh, somehow he tree'd himself." She looked back up at the pony that had cornered himself like a cat before calling up, "You aren't an ophidiophobe, are you? Pharasma isn't a rattlesnake or a viper; she is a ball python and perfectly harmless!" As she said that, the snake in question took the time to drape a bit of itself around her neck, no doubt a terrifying and nerve wracking thing for anypony who didn't know a thing about snakes.

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« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2014, 03:17:16 pm »
Hawkson just ignores the magenta colored mare's question about how he got up the tree so fast. He'd climbed a many a thing in his life of occasional thief-ness and guard chase scenes, the least being trees. Though he didn't say any of that. Instead he just awkwardly lay there on the tree branch, his yellow eyes locked on the snake.

When the blue unicorn who presumably had too much caffeine, and possibly other things that can't be referenced here, came rushing over his eyes leave the snake for a bit and watch him do... Whatever it is he's doing with his tail. He immediately looks back at the the snake when the blue unicorn is done sputtering his nonsense, Hawkson still cowering on the branch.

He listened in on explanation of what happened from the magenta unicorn. He'd usually laugh at "tree himself" but fear tended to push humor back. He still didn't take his eyes off the snake as the magenta one told him the snake was harmless. He was about to come up with a snarky response but the snake, foul beast it was, draped itself over her neck a bit, causing him to whimper a bit and cling tighter to the branch.
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« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2014, 10:01:21 pm »
Dais fidgeted awkwardly, his smile gradually diminishing, and his posture quickly sinking. "You sure there's nothing I can..." he began, but then he sighed and reconsidered "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get in your manes. I'll be over there ... under that tree ... reading that book ... if anypony needs me ... not that you would ..."

He was about to turn away when he remembered Hawkson was still clinging to a tree branch. "You absolutely positively sure you're ok up there? You look like you've seen a ghost."

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« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2014, 02:43:52 am »
Ruby continued to look up at the strange stallion that had put himself in a tree, the same tree that Ruby had picked out to lean against to try to study. This was not going to work at all, not when he was sitting up there and whimpering. That would no doubt become distracting and annoying if she were to even attempt to go back to trying to read, and as far as she was concerned, she didn't feel like moving from this spot that offered a lovely view with the perfect volumes of sun and shade, allowing her to simply scoot over a few feet to be in what she fancied at the time. What a mess he had come to be making as well. Just the act of getting onto that branch had shook it enough to send some weaker leaves to the ground, covering a few of her books and tomes with them.

Yet still, the snake that had draped itself over her shoulders remained where it was. It most certainly had no interest in the scared stallion, or for much of the rest of the world for that matter. It had eaten something last week, and wasn't about to go hunting for anything else, and that was pretty much all it worried about from time to time. Instead, the snake just kept tasting the air, and occasionally shifting its head to get a better vantage point with which to do so. For now, this vantage point happened to be on Ruby's shoulder, and it flicked its tongue at the stallion before losing interest and flicking its tongue back at Ruby's neck, which illicited another giggle from her.

"Really, she is harmless. You can pet her if you want and she won't even care... uhhh..." she struggled for the right thing to say that would at least get him to come down from the tree that she was studying under, but there was no doubt in her mind that just saying get down from there you big baby would not go over as well as she'd like, "C'mon, at least tell us why you don't want to come down from there. You know that ball pythons are very exceptional climbers, and a tree like this is nothing to them, right? Staying up there isn't going to do you any good, and is only going to make things hurt when you fall out of it." Giving another sigh, she turned to Dais and said flatly, "If you want to do something to help, how about you try to talk him down from that tree, because the other plan I have involves some things that I would rather save as a last resort."

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« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2014, 03:39:11 am »
"Of course!" said Dais, happy at being asked to help, his ears darting up with a satisfying whoosh. He looked up at the dangling pony one more time, narrowing his eyes and poking his chin with a hoof in thought. He tapped it three times before his eyes burst open, and Dais gasped, as though he had just realized something.

"I've figured it out" he announced "The reason that gentlecolt still isn't coming down or telling us what's wrong is... because he's scared of that snake!"

Dais paused with a hoof proudly to his chest and eyes closed, as if waiting for somepony to applaud him for his incredible wisdom. After a moment, one eye popped open, and he glanced around. A little disappointed at the immediate lack of congratulations, but he nevertheless continued speaking, talking like a superhero.

"Don't you worry, citizens! I, Dais Clash, assistant to the mayor of Ponyville, am here to guide you through these troubled times. Using my natural problem-solving abilities, I have devised a completely fail proof method of dealing with this very situation on our hooves. Listen carefully, I'm only going to explain this once. It is absolutely pivotal to the success of this mission that everypony plays their part. Do not disappoint me. This could be the most important thing you hear today, so please give me your full and undivided attention. Note that I am not liable for injuries sustained due to shock or awe induced by the overwhelming sense of awesome that my plans and policies have been known to deliver.

"First, you, young mare, with your permission, will give me your snake. This will prove to the gentlecolt in the tree that the snake is harmless to other ponies, a crucial element in teaching him to overcome his fears according to a book I once read. Then, I shall walk with the snake over to that tree over there, a safe distance away. I shall ensure the snake remains with me during this time. Young mare, while I'm away, you must stay here, to catch the gentlecolt when he comes down if he should fall. I'll call out to you if there's a problem, and you'll be able to see me anyway. Gentlecolt sir, I need you to come down from that tree when I take the snake over there, and then run away as fast as your hooves can carry you. It will probably NOT be a good idea to scream wildly as you do, or to keep that expression on your face for at least three weeks. If you need help dealing with this or other fears, we have a pamphlet at the council called Dealing With My Neighbor's Pet Manticore that should help you out. After you're gone, I shall return with the snake and all will be well.

"Is that alright with you, young mare?"

Though Dais was smiling again, he was also shaking visibly. It wasn't that he feared safe snakes, but more that he didn't know if he could trust the mare in front of him, whose sunlight he had been occasionally blocking in his pacing. Especially with the stallion's reaction, he hoped he wouldn't have to resort to his backup plan - if the snake did attack him, he could quickly teleport out of its grasp and run. He hoped he could do that anyway. But putting aside his safety, it still seemed like a good idea to him to give it a shot. He just hoped the mare would be willing to give his plan a try - she did look rather attached to the snake, in more ways than one.

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« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2014, 10:32:18 pm »
Hawkson clings tighter to the branch as the snake as it flicks it's tongue out at him. He's about to flip the snake and its owner off (however a pony does that) before the magenta colored unicorn says the snake can climb. Wait, what?He ignores everything else she says after that and climbs up a branch higher in the tree.

Oh then Captain Obvious, hero of the ponies, speaks his all knowing wisdom. Oh thank you for pointing out that Hawson is scared of the snake? Should Hawk clap for you? He doesn't, obviously.

Wait... What? Ok frankly, that plan is !@#$ing stupid. Like what is that guy on? Hawk could use some right about now. And no, he wasn't going to read some stupid book. And what he trying to sound like? The Power Ponies? Superheroes don't even talk like that.  And Hawk should know, he encountered one like five minutes ago.

Instead of responding to any of the blue unicorn's crap Hawk just continues clinging o the branch before he hears a "SNAP!" and feels to the branch start to break.

"Well !@#$..." Hawkson mutters to himself.

(Sorry if I'm being a little too sarcastic here and offend anyone.)
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« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2014, 04:10:21 pm »
Ruby gave Dais a mock disbelieving look, a sarcastic half-lidded stare as he came to the conclusion that the pony in the tree was terrified of snakes. As much as it was stating the obvious, she could at least say that they were all on the same page now, for what good that would do right now. Looking back up at the tree just in time to see the stallion climb up to the higher branches in the tree, Ruby shook her head slowly, unsure what to think in this situation. Not only was he knocking even more leaves out of the tree, but now he was in even more danger of falling. The branches up higher were certainly not as sturdy as the ones that he was on previously, and she could hear the gunshot cracks of his weight causing them to buckle.

As Dais asked for the snake to show that it was actually harmless, Ruby looked at the python, contemplating whether this was a good idea or not, or if the snake would even like the idea of being moved around a lot. It was worth a try though, she supposed, and began lifting the heavy snake off of her shoulders. Pharasma did not seem so willing to move, shifting herself about to try to stay on Ruby, but eventually, Ruby ended up with a good bulk of the python's body ready to hand over to Dais. Just as she was about to place the snake on his back, the snake did something that Ruby did not quite expect: it let out a low, rolling warning hiss. The airy sound immediately caused Ruby to pull the python back, looking at it out of confusion and saying, "What's the matter, girl? You haven't hissed like that for a long time. Are you..."

She paused once more, scrunching up her face as she thought about it before shrugging and putting the python back on her back, where it proceeded to wrap itself securely around her, not willing to leave again, "I never thought snakes could become possessive of a pony to the point where they don't want to be held by anypony else, but... well, I guess it makes sense, since I haven't really tried forcing her to go to somepony else before, like, ever." She felt the python squeeze on her a little bit, but only enough to be noticeable. It wasn't like it was uncomfortable, for all she knew, she was getting the non-lethal version of a python's signature hug.

So that was that plan out the window then, and as Ruby looked back up to the top of the tree as she heard the loud snap that signified that the branch was not about to have anymore of Hawkson's weight, Ruby commented, "Well, he's only put himself in a worse situation, but he could look on the brightside: the fall doesn't hurt, it's hitting everything on the way down that does," she giggled to herself, as this has now turned into a spectacle that was perhaps a little amusing, "tell you what, since Pharasma is not having any of your plan, how about I cut out the middle pony and just go stand over there while he climbs down?" She gestured to another tree a few yards away before calling back up, "Should give you enough time to get away, after all, the average land speed of a chicken is much greater than that of a snake~." Giving another chuckle, she walked to where she gestured, sitting down and petting her snake as she watched what she thought would be chaos as the stallion in the tree dealt with his situation.

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Re: Premonition
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2014, 08:36:37 pm »
Dais listened to Ruby, and flinched heavily when the snake started to hiss, but other than that it was little hard to focus on her when the tree branch looked increasingly close to breaking. His eyes frequently darted about, sometimes looking worried at the tree branch or at Hawkson, and sometimes around the park, wondering if there might be some other pony nearby whom the snake might be more friendly with.

When the branch cracking Dais gasped and fixed his eyes on the point where it was breaking, his pupils growing smaller by the second. He didn't respond when Ruby went away in her own attempt to cut out the middle pony, as she put it - indeed, Dais was so focused on the tree that he barely registered anything else that was happening at all.

"Easy there, citizen" winced Dais "That's not a tree you'll want to be breaking. I can levitate the branch in place easily enough, but still, it'll be really inconvenient for me to have to mend that all up, with there not being any rainstorms scheduled for some time. Just climb down, alright? There's nothing to be afraid of."

Suddenly, Dais caught a strange sense of deja vu, as if he'd said something along those lines quite recently before, but he couldn't place it, so quickly resumed staring intently at the crack in the branch.

 


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