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Gaming / Re: My Little Fortress: New Canterlot/Ironmurder
« on: December 31, 2014, 12:50:15 am »
8th June 157
Sweet Celestia, this could be a problem.  Y'know that Ironfire guy who's been keeping these journal entries thus far?  Yeah, he seems to have gone off the deep end in a big way.  Just take a look at the last page.  Nonsense and scribbles. He's holed himself up in our spare mason's workshop and keeps demanding that we supply him with wood and stone. Remarkably similar to when that foal apparently got possessed.  I'm still a bit hazy on the details of how it works, but ugh.  Such a bad time for him to be asking for wood.  We're all out! And with the legions of undead setting up shop just outside, there's no way we're getting more from out there until they're gone.

This is major.  A while ago I started joking about how I'm the boss and everypony should do what I say...and the really funny part is that ponies have played along.  I was even the one the trade liaisons from the trade caravans insisted on talking to, which was hilarious by the way, but I'm pretty sure everypony knew who was really in charge.  But...now Iron's gone mad or been possessed like that poor foal before, and now it seems like a lot less of a joke when everypony looks to me for leadership and does what I say.  This is real.  This is not funny.  Well...maybe a little.  I'm sure I'll find it funny in retrospect.  But not right now.  Hopefully we're able to get Iron what he wants and he'll go back to normal, like what happened before.  I'd definitely appreciate it if he just recovered right now with no drama, but...looking back on his journal entries from the prior incident, I think some precautions should be taken in case whatever has hold of him isn't appeased.  I've ordered a door we can block to be placed over the workshop.  Celestia forbid we're forced to use it.

10th June 157
Okay, still holding up so far.  I've been informed by several of the migrants that there's a honeycomb of caverns below us.  I failed to see how that would matter to us, but then it was mentioned that there are underground trees and giant mushrooms.  Trees.  UNDERGROUND TREES.  Oh my goodness, you learn something new every day!  How do they survive?  What do they look like?  What do they use in place of sunli-

Maybe I should be writing this in something more erasable.  Back on topic. They also warned that strange beasts make the galleries below their home. Possibly. Weighing the options, though, I think I'll chance rumors of critters over 100% real zombies and the prospect of Ironfire never returning to sanity.

All other mining operations are being put on hold.  We need to get down there.  For Ironfire's sake, and by extension the rest of the settlement.

19th June 157
Good news!  Sort of.  We're about halfway through where I had the miners start digging to.  Problem with that, though, is that "halfway to my orders" and "halfway to a cavern" are by no means guaranteed to be synonyms.  Optimally, we'll find one before they're done with the current task, but with my intuition I'm sure we'll stop just short of one or miss several by hair's-breadths of stone. 

As worried as I am, though, I'm sure this is even worse on Ryo.  She and Ironfire were getting pretty close from what I understand.  She's been keeping busy, but I'm almost certain it's a way of coping and keeping from thinking about what will happen if

I'm not going to finish that thought.  We're on our way, Ironfire.

21st June 157
This is not my job, I did not sign up for this.  The scads of undead on our doorstep weren't enough, apparently.  Now there's a werecat out there.  I didn't know what that was before and I was willing to bet that it wouldn't be something I'd like to meet in a dark alley.  Or any alley.  I've now been informed.  Pardon me while I fly through the ceiling and away to freedom.

Not really.  I need to stay here.  For whatever reason, these ponies seem to be relying on me for leadership.  Ironfire, I really hope we can get you better soon.  I'd say I wonder what they eat, but I know some of it.  I wonder, though, if the walking dead just outside would please its palate.  That would be nice.



5th July 157
Found out some idiot had stored some remains in the stone storage. The place was rancid. I had it taken care of as soon as possible, but I don't think the Masons are going to be happy in there for a while.  I probalby wouldn't be.

Better news time. Ironfire's second living area is progressing nicely. It's not quite finished yet, but all the furniture is ready and the first couple of rooms are set up and already claimed. At least everypony has their own space again.

Honestly, this is really starting to wear on me.  I wish I had somepony close to talk to, but I have such a hard time really connecting with anypony.  I can make jokes, but that's about it.  This stress is going to eat me alive.

8th July 157
Reports in from the miners. They've hit damp stone. They tell me it's a sign of water on the other side. Talking with a few of the migrants has raised my hopes. I do believe we've located a cavern.

9th July 157
Sweet Celestia and divine Luna who watch over us and regulate the heavens, thanks be to thee!  It's true!  We have indeed hit a cavern!  That by itself wouldn't be so big, but there are signs of trees already!  Oh, gosh and golly, I could kiss

I don't know who I could kiss.  That just dampened my spirits.  Still!  Looks like we're that much closer, Ironfire!



11th July 157
Our early scouting indicates that the cavern should be safe. Safer than the alternative, at any rate. More good news?  I get to be the one who gathers it.  Sort of unhappy, considering it needs to be me because I'm the only one who really knows woodcutting, but I'll take it.  It's been a couple months since I've been able to split a good cord of wood.  That could be enjoyable, at least.

17th July 157
That was a long walk. I hadn't realized just how deep I'd asked the miners to go.  Well, I mean of course I realized, but connecting that distance with actually traversing the distance was a bit of an experience. The good news is that it certainly does look safer than an undead horde.

And OH MY GOODNESS these trees down here are GORGEOUS!  They're not like regular trees, they actually seem to be made of some kind of crystal.  It seems like such a shame to be cutting these.  If we weren't in such dire need of the...would it really be called wood?  Can we still use it as wood?  Whatever, if we didn't need it so badly I'm not sure I could manage to bring myself to harvest them.  Ironfire, though.  And...think of what could be made with these!  The art!  The beauty!  And...I'm sure it could fetch a neat price, but honestly, just to have an opportunity to work with these!

Ironfire sure was enthusiastic about retrieving the wood for his project.  He almost didn't wait until I was done cutting to enter the blood circle to take it.  I hope to Celestia that this will be enough for him to do whatever it is the possession is making him do.

20th July 157
It's finished. Ironfire completed his little art project. Well, I call it a little art project.  It's a masterpiece.  Workmanship far beyond me, and definitely far beyond somepony whose main occupation is the working of metal rather than stone and wood.  Does a table really need that many spikes, though? Of course, I guess it wasn't really Iron that made the thing, it was...whatever it was that got ahold of him.



21st July 157
Ironfire has gone and enclosed himself in his room. I don't blame him.  Being in charge is difficult enough, imagine the toll having your body seized might have on you. The fact that he's not gone insane has cheered a few ponies up, noticeably Ryo more than others.  I'm pretty high up there myself, but yeah, pretty sure Ryo's the one who had the most invested in his recovery.

With that ordeal over, the miners have gotten back to work with the plans Ironfire laid out for a second entrance and military barracks.  I think I need a nap.

14th August 157
Since Ironfire's recovery, things have definitely been calming down. Considering the still-current possibility of beasts in the caverns, they've been walled off for now. I did gather some more crystal tree "wood" first, though, and some from the giant mushrooms.  Those aren't so nice to look at but they're so interesting!  I swear, if this place had a sun, I honestly couldn't think of a reason I would want to leave.  We don't really have any use for more wood at the moment, but better to have some and not need it than need some and not have any.

Some of the spores from the caverns have made it to the surface. Places that had dirt or clay floors have begun to sprout moss, bushes and trees that were present down in the caverns. I had the miners dig a larger area to see if we can grow anything interesting up here too.  I'd like a crystal tree of my own, maybe start a family and pass it down through the family, distributing seedlings through my own family tree...some neat symbolism right there...

1st September 157
I think Ironfire is back now. I think I can hear him yelling my name with what sounds like a hint of murder to it, so I think I'll just ditch scribble these last notes down and leave it here for him while keeping my distance for the foreseeable future.





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Ponyville / Re: A Ponyville Lunar Festival
« on: December 13, 2014, 06:10:16 pm »
Giddy is certainly one word for what Ivory's kiss makes Schwambart.  In an understatement-y sort of way.  Saying that he becomes giddy when she does that would be like saying that a Redwood tree is a bit tall, or that the trek he'd made from his previous home to Ponyville was a bit of a walk.  He certainly isn't in a shape to think of a better word to use, though.  He's busy being it.  It was one thing when she'd planted her lips on his nose as part of her performance, entirely another when shed kissed his cheek, outside of performance, completely voluntarily, and directly after accepting a date proposal from him.  This is better than that time that he...uh...got excited about...that...one thing?  Whatever it is, it's completely overshadowed by the night's events.

As she pulls out of the hug and starts helping him gather his things, he starts giggling under his breath, face absolutely torn asunder by his smile.  He can't concentrate.  He can't pack up his things.  He tries, oh goodness he tries, but he's almost literally walking on air, his wings deciding at inopportune times that this is not the moment to be stuck down to the ground, for he'd transcended his lowly terrestrial existence and would have to ascend to the heavens to match his spirits.  Generally this translates into him attempting to pick something up just to leap into the air with a bit of a louder giggle and hover back down to the ground, looking sheepishly at everything before repeating the whole process.

Needless to say, he wasn't an extreme amount of help in gathering his belongings.

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Ponyville / Re: NN: Something Sweet to Bite
« on: November 01, 2014, 01:52:57 pm »
Not too far ahead of the monstrous Frankenstein-stormcloud combo walks a different figure.  At first glance it definitely looks like a mare.  She's a green pegasus wearing a red floral-print blouse and a long white skirt.  Her green mane is combed back into a braid held at the base by a red flower clip, matched by one on her tail that doesn't end in a braid.  Hung around her neck and shoulder is a black purse, the only container seemingly on her person.  Her face shape and build are somewhat more...masculine than her outfit, though.  Perhaps cursed by her heritage to be one of those females more handsome than pretty, and maybe she'd had a chunk more than her fair share of sweets in her day.

She's also taller than most of the foals patrolling the neighborhoods by a wide margin, but who's counting?

As she walks up to the next door, she steps on a pressure plate near the door and with a *snickt*, a skeleton pony setup pops out of the cobwebbed bushes with a clatter of bones.  The mare gives a rather gratuitious "Kyaaaaaa!" and jumps back, hoof to her chest.  A second later the front door swings open and a large pirate steps out of the house, swinging a hoof ending in a candy cane.  A bit out of season, but hey, candy is candy.  "Yaharr, got ya good, I-  Hey," the pirate laughs before stopping and squinting menacingly at the mare.  "Where be ye costume, young lass?  Did ye ferget it be Nightmare Night tonight?"

"N-n-no, s-sir," the mare squeaks out, unveiling another tragedy.  Her voice is rather annoying and sounds like she has to force every word out with entirely too much breath.  She stops cowering and pulls the purse from around her neck, holding it out in front of her.  "N-nightmare N-n-night, what a f-f-fright, g-"

"I be givin' ye nothin' without ye bein' in costume, landlubber!"  The pirate swings his hook hoof menacingly while retreating through the door.

"B-b-but this i-is-"

"Is nothin'!  Come back when ye get in the spirit of yon holiday!"  He begins pulling the door closed with a slam, but the mare sticks her bag in the opening, holding it open with a *crunch* as its contents are crushed.

"Oh please," she continues...in a rather lower voice than before.  She...he clears his throat.  "It took forever for me to get this costume to look convincing."

The door opens again and the pirate fixes his one-eyed glare at the now-revealed-to-be male in front of him.  "That be ye costume?  Yar..."  He looks him up and down for a couple of moments before breaking out into a grin.  "Yar, I get ye now, I get ye.  'Tis a fine job ye did, too, for a landlubber!  And I, uh..."  He pokes the purse with his hook hoof.  "I suppose this be ye haul?"  Schwambart nods, looking inside.  "I be terribly sorry, matey," the pirate continues, popping off his hook into the purse and reaching into the door and pulling out another to add.  "Take two, they be small.  Sorry for crushin' ye booty."

Schwambart laughs and tosses his mane.  "Eh, no worries.  Bound to happen.  Thanks a bunch anyway.  Oh, I mean, uh," he corrects himself, switching back to his "mare" voice with a giggle.  "Thank you very much sir!"  He trots away from the house with a "girly" skip, swinging his purse to and fro as the pirate steps out and resets the skeleton trap.  His progress has been pretty slow tonight and full of incidents like that.  Maybe his costume was too convincing.  Or just too obvious.

What doesn't cross his mind is that they might be giving him a hard time because he's a bit...old for this, isn't he?

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Ponyville / Re: A Ponyville Lunar Festival
« on: October 05, 2014, 11:51:00 pm »
"O-oh, it's just..." Schwambart begins to respond, quietly, to Ivory's question regarding his voice.  Well...he guesses he *could* start talking again, since, y'know...he apparently had.  But he'd gone through the trouble to make all those cards, way more than he believed he'd ever have reason to use.  Seriously?  One of his cards reads No, I have never been taken hostage, but thanks for asking!  What had he been thinking?

Wait.  Why are her cheeks getting red?  He thinks over the wording of his farewell note.  Afraid?  Did she misread it and think he was afraid of her?  That can't be right, she's far too bright to think that.  He assumes.  Heading?  Did she think he was going to headbutt her?  Agh!  He's probably overthinking this.  He could just ask...no, he can't do that.  He can barely talk to her sometimes, let alone ask her if she's embarrassed about something.
And then it's even worse!  Her poor little ears with the extra floofy bits on the end, they're down!  But...that happened after she flipped the card over.  What had she read that brought that up?  But she seems to get over that plenty quickly, so maybe she realizes that wasn't what he meant for her to see, whatever it was that was on the other side.

When she walks towards him, he figures she's just going to maybe give him another hug (that's something he'd like) and they'd have a farewell, certainly nothing big there.  Maybe talk a little bit more about the possibility of practicing for the next performance.  What he doesn't expect is the stream of high-falutin' sounding language coming from her mouth and-
No!  Why had he shown her that one!?  He'd really just written that as a joke, he certainly didn't mean to show that to her!  Oh goodness, if he was ever going to die from embarrassment, it was going to be from that.  His face lights up a brighter red than that one time he'd accidentally set his eyebrows on fire when he'd been playing with matches (don't do it, kids).  How would he ever get out of this one?

Oh!  An out!  It *was* the card he'd meant to show her, just on the other side!  Yeah, he'd just talk it down as an accident (which it was), no big deal.  "Oh, uh, sorry, um, I, uh, you see, um..."  Yeah, keep moving your mouth until something smart pops in.  Great idea.  Once he's finished berating himself on his articulation, though, he does start phrasing a little joke he could say that would hopefully ease the tension.  Something involving poker, diamonds, and...

But then it falls short when he makes a realization.  She'd accepted.  She'd said yes.  Well, not in that exact word, but the sentiment was the same.  In a heartbeat (which his is doing a rather loud job of, drumming way better than he'd ever learned to) his demeanor changes from ohmygoshwhatdidIdo to ohmygoshwhatdidIdoright with no middle ground, a huge grin splitting his face nearly in two.  "I!!!  Yes!  This, uh, you!  We!  Uh..."  It's practically visible on his face the amount of effort it takes for his brain to rein in his mouth.  Calm down, calm down.  When he does, his mouth remains open and motionless for a full 4 seconds before he makes another sound.
"'Course!  Uh...later, I...stuff!" he says, motioning to his pile of things he brought, the bag, blanket, violin, and cookies heaped on the ground next to them.  "Get...home!  For...home!"

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Ponyville / Re: A Ponyville Lunar Festival
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:45:21 pm »
If Schwambart is amused by Ivory's new whirling antics, he does a remarkable job of masking it behind his obviously vital task of gathering his communique cards...though a small laugh does mysteriously escape somewhere in his general vicinity when she first bumps him.  He wasn't prepared for it, though, and the cards drop from his hoof, so he sets about it again.  The next time she tries to bump him, though, he steps deftly out of the way, participating in her little dance only to avoid her steps and swings.  He certainly is not having fun with it, though.  Certainly not.

As soon as he has all his cards together, he shuffles through them once more, selecting two from the stack.  The first one, on the side that he hoofs face-up, states rather simply, Fifty-two pickup has never been one of my favorite games...  On the other side it bears the message: This card intentionally left blank.

The other, though, drops from his hoof while it's on its way over.  "Oh, sorry," he says, apparently less tongue-tied than he had been previously, but still insistent on passing the card.  He dips down to pick it up and hoofs it over...wrong-side up.  It would do me an immense amount of pleasure of you would deign to allow me to escort you on an evening of romance and fancihood.  The whole sentence takes up enough of the card that it's only written in cursive.  The other side says, I certainly have enjoyed this evening, but I'm afraid I should be heading back.  Not realizing his mistake, Schwambart adjusts Kit's glasses on his face and considers tucking his cards back into his pocket.

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Ponyville / Re: A Ponyville Lunar Festival
« on: September 24, 2014, 11:33:02 pm »
It strikes Schwambart half a second after Ivory has already fallen on him how much of an overreaction it was for him to dive to catch her.  The ground was grassy and soft already, and not very far at all to fall, but he had been running by instinct when he was high-strung.  Yeah.  That sounds like a pretty good excuse.  Who knows?  Maybe it's even accurate.  Whatever it is, though, he's certainly glad she doesn't take it the wrong way.  Her laugh is highly gratifying for him, and even loosens him up a smidge.  Well, enough to talk...very, very quietly.  "Welcome," he squeaks out, not making much in the way of movement to stand or anything.

He squints at Kit as she proclaims her victory over the two of them.  Victory, huh?  She hadn't conquered him at all!  He'd have to correct her thinking...except that she's already leaving.  Maybe if he'd started thinking faster.  Wait, she's leaving?  Without her glasses?  He'd love to say something, but finds himself distracted by the Noctral on top of him.  Well...she said she'd be opening a shop up nearby.  And she knows Ivory, right?  He could return them tomorrow or sometime soon after that, once he got his glasses back from repairs.

"...having fun?"  Lamplight's question brings him back to the present, and additionally restores his sense of propriety.  "I, uh, *ahem*, uh, hm, I, *ahem*," he postulates with much stuttering, blushing, averting of his eyes, and clearing of his throat.  With a quick, practiced motion, he slides out from under Ivory without displacing her except to gently lower her to the ground (a maneuver he learned wrestling with his older and twin brothers...though the reaching the ground didn't tend to be so gentle with them) before putting out his hoof to help her to hers.  "Llllllll..." he intones, looking about to say something for a moment before he remembers the cards he scattered when he dove as well as the glasses.  He quickly sets to gathering those, starting with the glasses.  Wouldn't do to let those get broken like his, right?

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Ponyville / Re: A Ponyville Lunar Festival
« on: September 20, 2014, 11:59:45 pm »
On the back of the first note he passes to Ivory is nothing.  On the reverse side of his card expressing his possible desire to join her next time, the note says in the same manner as the front No, I'm afraid I didn't bring any pogs, but I did bring bubbles!  Would you like to see?

His hooves shuffle through the cards once more when she mentions how well-prepared he seems.  "Eh huh, emm.  Ggh."  He says intelligently with a sage nod.  He's struck silent again when she gives him another hug, his blush growing when she mentions how much more special it was for her because he was there, a grin spreading on his face while his head ducks back behind his wings for a brief moment more, a couple of his cards falling to the ground.  While he does, though, he keeps looking through until he finds one and pokes his hoof out from behind his wings bearing a note that says You never can be too prepared!  What if I was accosted by a mime who bit me and turned me into a were-mime?  On the back of this card is a perplexing message.  Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

His bashful reverie is shattered when Kit, a little exuberant, knocks into Ivory with her flank.  She apparently wasn't too ready for that and begins falling.  "Ivory!" he semi-shouts, scattering his notes as he dives to catch her.  Kit's borrowed glasses fall from his face as well, him not having enough time to prepare them properly.  He puts his entire focus of his dive into getting softness under her, pushing his wings forward to give her as gentle of a landing as possible, trying to take all the force from her fall.

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Ponyville / Re: A Ponyville Lunar Festival
« on: September 19, 2014, 12:39:52 pm »
He should just get going while the going's good.  After all, plenty of ponies are leaving.  He'd just be one more heading away from the event...carrying a bag, a violin case, a blanket, and a bag of too-sweet cookies.  Nopony would even notice he was missing.  It *is* the end of the event, after all.  But first Schwambart should probably return these reading glasses.  His should be fixed by morning.  He brings his wings down to reach up to take them off so he can slip them back to the Gryphon...

Oh.  She's coming this way.  Ivory's coming this way.  Directly at him.  And she's smiling so big, glowing like a big ol'...glowing...thingy.  He's far too nervous to be thinking of similes, dern it.  He raises a hoof weakly to wave at her, mind racing for a way he can disappear like the ninja he isn't to save himself some embarrassment.  Maybe he could toss down a smoke bomb...why doesn't he carry these in his vest, exactly?  Oh right, the economy.  And he doesn't know how to make them himself...yet.  Maybe he'll just blow some bubbles-

Too late!  She's hugging him!  Abort!  Abort!...y'know, he could just hang around for a little bit...y'know...while Ivory's still here...
"H-hi..." he breathes when she releases him, his face nearly splitting in half and boiling from the amount of grinning he's doing and the red in his face.  He adjusts the too-big glasses made for a Gryphon's face so they aren't nearly falling off.  He mumbles affirmative replies in a similar volume when she asserts her hope that he enjoyed it as much as her.  Not that he'd know just how much she enjoyed it, but he certainly did.  Even if he couldn't see it too well.  His eyes are continually drawn to her smile.  Definitely something he wants to see more of.  Even if it looks just a little...different with those fangs there.

His eyes return to meeting hers when she asks about the possibility of him joining her next time.  The thought fills him with...terror?  That's not right.  Anxiety?  Probably closer.  It sure does a good job making sure his face is filled with blood, though.  "I...M-m-m...fffff..." he stammers and fails to make a coherent thought.  His linguistic skills seem to have deserted him.  No matter, he planned for this eventuality.  His trembling hooves go to a flat, rectangular bulge in his vest, unzipping the pocket and pulling out a stack of cards.  Bringing them up close to his face, he scans the first one and hoofs it over to her.  It bears on it a hoofwritten note in duplicate, one version in cursive script and the other using regular letters.  Hello, Ivory!  I certainly did enjoy your show tonight! it says, clearly a canned response to the evening in general.

After some searching through the notes for a few seconds, he pulls out a second one and hoofs that one over.  It bears a similar arrangement of the same message repeated in cursive and print.  I appreciate the offer to let me join you, but I will need to think about it and hopefully have some time to practice with you before I commit to it.  If watched closely, it become apparent that some, if not all, the cards have things written on the backs as well.  And he has an awful lot of them.

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Ponyville / Re: A Ponyville Lunar Festival
« on: May 31, 2014, 12:57:42 am »
"...uh?"  Who's talking?  His ears perk up for a moment before settling back down, and he mutters softly, "Yeah, um, shoes are, like, bees that are...um..."  And then he feels a poke in his ribs, which brings him out of his reverie with a jolt and a small giggle, his wings immediately flapping down from concealing his face to cover his sides, pushing Lamplight's hoof away.  "Ahem."  He clears his throat and recomposes himself while he goes over in his head what happened in the past few seconds and what was said.  "Um.  Yeah.  I'll...um.  Yes.  That.  Good idea."  He stands up, intending to do just that, taking a step forward.  He had rather enjoyed the performance, especially the part when she...

He doesn't manage any more steps before his rump lowers once more to the ground.  "No, I'll- yes, I will."  He stands again, then sits, then stands, then sits once more.  As he bounces between the two positions, his wings gradually creep out again to cover his face.  "Yeah, I'll just...stay here...I guess..." he mumbles.

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Ponyville / Re: A Ponyville Lunar Festival
« on: May 23, 2014, 12:40:49 am »
Schwambart toys idly with the Gryphon's glasses she loaned him while waiting for the show to start.  He would wear them and get his bearings better while he had the chance, but last time he wore glasses that weren't his prescription that actually improved his sight at all they gave him a splitting headache, so he'd wait until the show to start to use them.  Huh.  They're different from his, he thinks.  Peering at them from the side, they look thicker in comparison with his, but only in some portions.  Others are actually thinner.  Which leads him to question their purpose, and why did the Kit have them in the first place?

He's interrupted in his musings by the striking up of the music, which he listens to raptly.  This is some music he can get behind, so bright and lively.  The instrumentation is certainly appreciable (though he would have preferred a piano to the accordion).  He's so caught up in it that he forgets for a moment the reason he's holding the glasses.
It lasts until Ivory first starts singing, at which point he suddenly remembers and brings the glasses up to his face, nearly dropping them in the process.  And once he fixes his eyes on her, they certainly don't want to leave.
The eyes would be drawn to her anyway, with the way she shines in the moonlight, but through Kit's glasses she's an absolute marvel.  Her image blurs right near the edges while seeming shafts of light (are those things that regular-sighted ponies see, or is it a quirk of wearing glasses?  He's wondered that for a while now) shoot out from her that tilt when he tilts his head, allowing him to create his own personal light shows.  Not that he really needs to.  He didn't even know she was going to sing, but he's really glad she started, having to fight himself to keep from humming along.  That could be a problem since he doesn't really know the song.  He can practically feel his tension melting away as her voice floats out over the crowd, enveloping it like so much auditory caramel.  That's a comparison that would probably best stay in his head.

He's a mite confused, though.  What he *was* expecting was some kind of dance, and right now she seemed to be crowd-interacting.  Was that something she did?  Not that he minds.  As long as she doesn't-
She is.  She's right in front of him.  Looking at him.  His heart pounds in his chest and his cheeks color once more, and he contracts just a little bit in front of her, waiting for her to pass on b-
Oh gosh.  He has a little bit of a panic attack when her lips are planted on his muzzle, but it fortunately doesn't show on the outside just how his emotions roil inside him except in how inflamed his face suddenly is, doing a pretty good impression of a tomato despite his natural green color.  He brings up his wings and shields his face as she continues on down the row, barely failing to suppress a few quiet giggles.  Part of the show or not, that gesture sure made an impression on him.

Enough of one that he doesn't manage to actually listen to the rest of the performance, his eyes constantly locked on Ivory while the rest of the world is drowned out in his consciousness by the presence of the Noctral and her glowing coat.  And then she's rising into the air, necessitating more advanced head tracking made slightly more complicated by his wings in his face and the glasses that don't quite fit his face.  While he watches, he can't help imagining himself up there with her, the two of them in tandem.  She had invited him, after all...maybe next time...

The effect of the light picture in the sky is almost completely lost on Schwambart with his bad vision, but he certainly did enjoy it.  Now if only he could get his hooves to applaud like she clearly deserved.  Instead he's just frozen, grinning like a madpony behind his wings at Ivory, who he's already planning on what kind of dessert he could make for her next.

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Ponyville / Re: A Ponyville Lunar Festival
« on: May 16, 2014, 04:17:07 pm »
Schwambart cringes when the gradually-more-glowing Ivory lifts his blanket, expecting some kind of scolding, not more laughing.  "Uh...hi, K-kit," he mumbles out with the introduction.  "Schwambart...A. Cap Schwam...Sorry..."  Not that it would have made much difference for him, but he couldn't even meet the intimidating black and red shape in front of him in the eye.  He hopes there are no hard feelings...

But that's swept from his mind anyway when the bright blur reaches down and pulls him up, unresisting, into a small hug.  His cheeks flare up again and he gives a small squeak of surprise, unsure of what to do or say.  So he does nothing but breathe deeply and try to calm his pulse.  Okay.  Okay.  Time to watch the performance.  Time to sit and watch Ivory.  Well, not watch her, he can't see worth beans right now, but she said the music would be good.

Oh.
What's this?  She's...holding his hoof while she leads them.  She...she's holding his hoof.  He doesn't watch where they're going, his eyes fixed on where her bright hoof is meeting his.  Careful, Schwam, he tells himself, You're going to trip and fall if you don't pay attention.  And that wouldn't be much fun for anypony involved.  Well, somepony might get a laugh out of it, but I'm not sure you want that right now.  He nods to himself and swallows, silencing a hum he finds himself doing.

He sits where Ivory puts him, forgetting the blanket he'd brought with him to sit on, just staring with a silly grin into space until there's a pair of glasses in front of him.  "Oh, uh...Thanks..."  He gingerly takes them and places them over his eyes.  Immediately the world takes on a different look.  Clearer, for sure, but kind of warped, without really a good way to describe it.  They aren't really his size, either, so he has to hold them in place, but it's all worth it when his eyes fall on Ivory moving away, presumably in preparation for the performance.  Of course it is, it's what she just said.  His brain really needs to catch up sometimes, huh?

"Y-yeah...thanks, Kit," he says, peering around through the spectacles at everything else around.  Geez, he'd forgotten just how much difference there was between being able to see and...what he'd be without any optic aid.

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Ponyville / Re: A Ponyville Lunar Festival
« on: May 15, 2014, 01:20:27 am »
The moments pass by without Schwambart taking much note of them, just transfixed on Ivory...or at least the blob he knew was her.  All this squinting was hurting his eyes, so he stopped that a bit ago, just focusing on listening and facing the gradually-more-brightly-glowing Noct-blur as she interacted with the others.  Not his cup of tea, but she certainly was exuberant.  Just adorable.

...Wait.  She's on the ground now.  What...what's that on top of her!?  He lets out a gasp and drops his bag and blanket, nearly doing the same with his violin case until he remembers what happened last time he did that.  It finds its way to the ground a bit more gently than the other things while Schwambart's mind races to think of a plan to remove the offending blob from the glowing one he'd been devoting his attention to.

The more weight the better.  He'd start with his bag.  Around that he wrapped the blanket.  His violin case would provide a good amount of weight, but he didn't want to risk damaging that until he had to.  But the blanket would unwrap from the bag, possibly tangle the blurry aggressor and maybe allow him to retrieve Ivory from under it.  In fact, as long as he's making things more difficult, the counterweight from the cookies he'll tie onto the blanket might help, however small amount it would.

His elaborate, not-exactly-well-thought-out weapon finished, he raises it above his head and advances on the two figures.  "How about YOU GET off...of..."  He realizes about halfway into his exclamation that his ears have been telling him something that he hasn't been listening to.  They were talking.  In fact, Ivory had been laughing.  She'd been jumped by a friend.  "I...er..."  He backs off several steps, sputtering, before unwrapping the blanket and dropping himself to the ground, covering himself with what he'd brought to sit on.  Wow, couldn't he at least pay attention?  And now he'd gone and yelled at Ivory's friend, probably drew plenty of attention to himself, too.  Anywhere.  He'd like to be anywhere but here.  Maybe if he hid under here for a while, they'd just leave him alone...

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Ponyville / Re: A Ponyville Lunar Festival
« on: May 10, 2014, 09:14:54 pm »
Schwam eases a little bit with Ivory's giggling, the pink in his cheeks receding slightly.  Laughing is one way to make him more comfortable, though it usually works better if he's trying to be funny.  "N-no, I can c-carry it.  I did bring it all myself, a-after all, without a belt of giant strength or whatever..." he trails off, forgetting where he'd been going with that train of thought (he'd thought it was pretty funny at the start, too) when she inches closer.  Well, now he can see her a little bit better, which just reminds him that he won't be able to really see the performance.

Midnight picnic?  With Ivory?  Why, that sounds...a silly grin finds its way onto his face and absolutely takes over.  "Yeah, th-that s-s-sounds...great..." he interjects to that idea.  He makes no more move after that, not looking anywhere but at the shimmery blob who'd been so nice to him, zoning out.

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Ponyville / Re: A Ponyville Lunar Festival
« on: May 06, 2014, 02:31:30 pm »
Schwambart turns back to look at Ivory when she begins talking to him, her features easier to distinguish this close but still blurred.  Yout can do this, Cambart.  You've been talking for years.  Surely you won't forget just because a mare seems to be doing her best to turn your knees into jello.  He smiles in a way that hopefully won't come off as deranged, then squints to get a better look at Ivory's face, make sure she isn't reacting badly to his horrid reaction.

Oh gosh.  He did that at exactly the wrong (or right) time, catching an eyeful of Ivory's dazzling, genuine smile, the kind that implies that the smiler has nothing to hide and would just love to be your friend.  The fangs of the Noctral just makes it seem even more so to him, as he's pretty sure he couldn't manage a smile like that if he had teeth like that.  The overall effect is...well, let's just say he's glad he was already sitting down, because after catching a beam like that directed at him he wouldn't have been able to stay on his hooves anyway.  And falling would have caused his cheeks and ears to burn even more than they are doing.  In fact, he finds it infectious, sneaking onto his face as well, though on him it looks more like a silly grin.  "N-no," he says quietly, trying to force it down in favor of a more normal expression to little success, "d-didn't scare me aw-way at all, Ivory, just, uh, *ahem*"  He clears his throat at the end of his stuttering attempt at conversation before giving up.

The best seat, she says?  Well, that sounds awfully nice of her.  It might be kind of wasted on him without his glasses, but she says it's also next to the musicians.  He wouldn't mind that part.  "I, uh, musicians! Yes, I'd like, uh...I'll..." he says, varying his volume erratically before taking a deep breath.  "I'llgetmystuff," he says in a rush, standing up in the process before promptly falling over.  Face flaming, he staggers to his hooves.  "I-I know how to w-walk, I p-promise," he mutters, nearly proving himself to speak falsely as he stumbles again, this time managing to catch himself before falling.  Phase 1 completed.  Now, phase 2: pick up your stuff.  He steps to the edge of the blanket and manages not to set off the collapse of modern civilization, which is a pleasant surprise, and he begins scooping up his bag, violin case, blanket and cookie bag without starting any world wars.  That he knows of.

"N-nice to meet you, Lamplight, I-I'm Schwambart-t, call me, uh, Schwambart, Cappy, Carpal Tunnel, or maybe 'that dern green pegasus', that one seems to be a favorite," he says, managing to control himself a little bit for his semi-routine introduction, everything aside from his actual name (which he forgot to mention aside from his surname) improvised. "Haven't known her to long, but she, uh, helped when I was, uh, moving in, uh...problems with house, uh..."

He breaks off when the other group comes over, introduction flying.  Schwambart unconsciously takes a small step back eyeing thefuzzy newcomers with a squint that hopefully doesn't mame him look angry or anything.  Patches.  Why does hat name sound familiar?  He peers at one of the shapes while the yellow one turns and goes, saying something about her cat.  That blob looks familia, but wh-

Oh, that's right.  That was the very first blob he saw here in Ponyville.  Along with the other faintly glowing blur hovering nearby.  Her triangle was on her back, not her head.  That must be what was throwing him off.  "Oh, h-hi Ms-" No, she's married.  That hulkink mass f muscle that may or may not be bigger in his memory that she was married to was her husband.  "Mrs...". Shoot.  What was that last name?  It started with one of those letters late in the alphabet.  "...Zapper?". Well, he'd have to go with that.  "I-it's nice to see you a-again."

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Ponyville / Re: A Ponyville Lunar Festival
« on: May 02, 2014, 09:41:25 pm »
The balls fall to the ground again as Ivory drops to the ground and addresses them.  She's here, she's here!  "Oh, uh Ivory, I, uh, yes, uh, I came!  I, uh, couldn't not, uh..."  Schwambart tries to pick up his dropped juggling implements while his cheeks stain pink, but can't seem to close his wings around all three without dropping one or more.  "Er, sorry, I uh, just let me, er..."  Great going, Aria.  Maybe you can use up enough of her time that she'll forget how you ran out of her house without explanation.  Crap.  He has to apologize for that, too.  He does finally manage to gather up his emote spheres and pile them back into his bag.  "You're, uh, glowing, you know that?"  Of course she knows.  Wow.  "I mean, uh, sorry, I...cookies?"  He picks up his cookie bag and practically shoves it in her face, turning away.  Oh gosh, can't you do anything right?

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