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Ponyville / Re: Splitting the Rent
« on: February 22, 2014, 04:45:25 pm »
"Y'know, Oi told ya ya could stay 'ere as long as ya needed, roigh'?" Snow responded to Hex immediately, starting to wonder if he was purposefully turning down her hospitality - now wouldn't that be insulting - in favor of a more secluded and probably more filthy hotel room. Even if Snow were to let him go out and rent his own hotel room, chances were her flatmate would not approve of her just kicking his brother to the curb, "An' Cappy did off'r ya his room, Oi think, so ya go' no reason t'jus' up an' leave on us. If yer gonna wanna leave jus' loike tha', yer gonna 'ave t'tawlk t'yer broth'r there. If 'e's okay wi' i' then, then Oi'll poin' ya in th'direction of th'least trashy hotel."

Snowflake yawned a little as she stretched in her recliner, "Ya be'r hurry up an' do tha' though, love. I's late, an' Oi usually ge' moi forty winks a' this toime, an' if yer sleepin' on th'couch, Oi'm gonna 'ave t'getcha th'spare sheets an' blanke's an' wotno'."

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Ponyville / Re: Splitting the Rent
« on: February 20, 2014, 03:16:37 pm »
Snowflake looked back over to Capella as he tired to explain the joke to her, but he may as well have been explaining it to the table he was so interested in back at the club, even if it was a more terrible listener than she was. She had never grown up watching any sort of "Sherclop Pones" or whatever it was, and was even more out of the loop for the joke than ever. Well, all she could really do was pretend that she got it then. With a forced smile, she chuckled a little awkwardly and said, "Uh huh, suuure... Sherclop Pones. Don' really know much abou' 'im, sooo... yeah." Snowflake, rubbed her shoulder awkwardly before watching Capella leave and wondering why he needed to change into yet another shirt, or why he even needs a shirt in the first place.

She looked back up to Hex as he spoke to her, claiming that he was much better looking than his twin brother. As confusing of a statement that was, Snow responded, "Eh... s'a ma'er of opinion, swee'hear'. Ya both look th'same t'me. So, uh, how long d'ya need t'stay? Oi'll prolly end up ge'in' some more groceries t'morrow if ya gonna be stayin' fer a whoile."

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Ponyville / Re: Splitting the Rent
« on: February 19, 2014, 02:35:18 pm »
Snowflake watched as Hex walked over, taking the long way around her chair as he approached Snowflake, building up suspense for what would no doubt be a big and dramatic reveal. Who was Capella really? Was he a some sort of vagabond with who was known by his first name? Was he a part of some secret organization that recognized each other by their first initial for some reason? Was he some sort of masked marauder who went about leaving his first initial in odd places near where he performs various daring acts of bravery and chivalry while he got all of the ladies-- wait, it's Capella, nevermind.

Who could he actually be then? The reveal would no doubt happen sooner or later, and with Hex standing right next to her, he had succeeded in increasing the tension. Who was Capella? Why, he was the dreaded... Arty Morty? Snowflake stared at Hex with a rather blank expression for a few seconds, awkwardly shifting her glance to Capella before looking back at Hex, sniffling a little as she scratched the back of her head and asked Hex, "Umm... wot's... an Arr'y Mor'y? And, uh, 'ave you been drinkin'?"


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Ponyville / Re: Splitting the Rent
« on: February 17, 2014, 12:35:45 pm »
"Believe i' or no', bu' buh'rscotch an' chocolate mixed wi' alcohol, or a dir'y cowpony, is awctually pre'y good," Snowflake began, defending Schwambart's drink of choice even if he didn't end up finishing it, "O'course, as soon as 'e found ou' tha' i' was alcoholic, Oi 'ad t'finish i' for 'im, so Oi would know, bu' Oi go'a figure ou' 'ow t'make tha' koinda drink for ya someday if ya really enjoy i'." Snow didn't really seem all too amused about the fact that Capella was going back to the subject of the table, and simply rolled her eyes and shook her head with a sigh as he went back to it.

"Oi really 'ope he doesn' go back t'tha' table there, i' prolly 'as a dir'y past, an' 'as defini'ly seen more than i's fair share a' parties gone wrong. Cawn ya 'magine wot tha' table's gone through, love? Prolly got vomi'ed on a few toimes, go' drinks an' food spilled on i', an' le's no' even tawlk abou' 'avin' a look un'a i'. Prolly a good amoun' a bad things ya dun' wan' stickin' to ya aft'r a bi' of feelin' around und'r there..." Yeah, this was why Schwambart needed these dating lessons horribly, so he didn't go out catching diseases from making out with trashy party tables.

Still, there was something that Hex called Capella before he came into the door, "Oy, wot did'ja cawll Cappy before 'ere? 'Arry'? Cappy, wot's ya first name? Oi cawn' rememb'r if ya told me." She then looked to Hex and asked, "An' wot koinda job are ya goin' t'Cawnterlo' for?"

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Ponyville / Re: Splitting the Rent
« on: February 15, 2014, 10:45:28 pm »
Snow chuckled to herself as Capella made a little jab that both she and Hex were starting to hit it off, making a little smart comment about how he didn't have a camera to film them making out. Responding with a snappy quip of her own, she said, "Won' do ya much good when ya ge' yaself awll hot an' bothered jus' watchin' an' forget to actually use th'bloody contraption, eh?" Giving Capella a bit of a sly grin as he passed by her to get himself a drink of chocolate milk.

As Snowflake set about getting some tea for the three of them, she spoke up in response to Hex's not planning on staying the night, "Naw, naw, i's no trouble a' awll, love. Moind ya, we don' really 'ave anymore rooms t'spare, bu' there's always th' couch 'ere. Spen' a few good noights there m'self when Oi was eith'r too drunk t'make i' t'moi bed, or th'movie Oi was watchin' was so terribad tha' Oi figured i' bett'r to ge' moi forty winks in." After setting the kettle on the stove, she walked over to the living room area, sitting on the recliner that she sat in when she first interviewed Capella when he was looking for residency here, "Course, awll tha' would be left t'get ya would be a sui'able blanke' an' a pillow, Oi'll jus' 'ave t'remember t'do tha' for ya before Oi cawll i' a noigh'."

"Aws fo' tha' story there..." she canted her head casually before continuing, "Oi was so koind as t'troi se'in' up ol' Cappy wi' a bi' of a date when Oi took 'im t'th'club, sent a looker of a peggysus 'is way to 'ave a li'l chat wi' i'm an see 'ow 'e does." Shaking her head slightly, she continued, "sorry t'say th'poor bugger roigh' up an froze on th'spo', Oi swear 'e could'a passed for a livin' statue too, 'e paled so much jus' lookin' a' 'er. Course, th'only thing 'e seemed int'rested in tha' noigh' was th' bi' of alcohol 'e go' an' the appeal of th'table we sa' a' for some reason. Didn' even wan' t'dawnce or nothin'!" Pouting a little to herself, asked Hex, "What'cha goin' t'Can'alo' fo', love?"

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Ponyville / Re: Splitting the Rent
« on: February 15, 2014, 03:18:33 pm »
Upon reaching the floor that their flat resided on, Snow immediately noticed the other, similarly coloured pony standing in front of the front door, a little unsure as Capella seemed to stop in the middle of his explanation of his 'injuries', if she could even call them that. Judging from how well the two seemed to get along with each other, and the fact that Capella outright called the new pony his brother, these two were related to each other. But of course the one thing that seemed to give away the family resemblance was this stallion's little bit of 'freezing' upon looking at Snow as well. For a few seconds, Snow wondered briefly if the entire family was really just a bunch of socially awkward ponies who couldn't be around another strange mare, but was at least somewhat proven wrong when the new stallion spoke up, complimenting Snowflake as he greeted his brother. Very smooth, 'Arry' could stand to learn a bit from his brother as well.

That was no joke either. The fact that Capella seemed to suddenly retract his wing from her in the sight of his brother was a huge let-down, and if they were actually dating, Snow might have been offended. She would have to be sure to let him know not to do that in the presence of other ponies, especially family. Mares like to feel that their coltfriends are proud to show off their marefriends to society, and this display was the exact opposite of that. Oh well, she had a thick skin, she could deal with his social incompetence like she always did, but due to the presence of his brother, and the undetermined amount of time as of yet that he'd be staying, of course, assuming he was staying since it was very late outside to get a hotel room, the dating lessons that she promised Cappy would likely have to be held off for a while.

Now that she was free from Capella's wing, seeing as he retracted his wing at the immediate sight of this pony, Snowflake walked forward and to the door, fishing for her keys as she said, "Oi dunno, love," Snow began, speaking towards the newer stallion, "chap's go' th'wit an' charm, bu' pu' 'im in front of a girl an' tell 'im t'flirt wi' 'er, an' he cawn' do i' t'save 'is loife. Least you go' th'chops t'troi." Giving Hex a coy wink, she unlocked the door, pushing it open as she stepped inside, "C'mon in then, Cappy nev'r told me 'is fam'ly was comin' t'pay a visit, so don' pay moind t'much'a th'mess. D'ja wanna cuppa tea? Oi'm sure ol' Cappy 'ere would love t'tell ya 'bout 'is firs' toime a' a noightclub." Snickering to herself, she led the way inside, turning on the lights as she walked into the kitchen to set the kettle back on the stove to heat up some water.

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Ponyville / Re: Splitting the Rent
« on: February 14, 2014, 12:31:50 pm »
It was getting pretty late as the two of them walked down the streets of Ponyville towards the flat that they shared. It was partially cloudy outside, and the stars were somewhat visible, and deathly quiet compared to the loud interior of the nightclub. Snowflake walked beside Schwambart, blinking a little as he asked how much a broken bone hurts. Surely knew, there wasn't a single pony she knew who didn't break a bone in their whole life, except maybe younger kids who still hadn't live long enough to try something stupid. Trying to figure out some sort of way to explain how a broken bone feels, she tried to remember one of her more recent breaks, where she broke her left hind leg when she landed a jump awkwardly.

Then again, there was still a little bit of testing that Snow still had yet to do with Schwambart and his social awkwardness. May as well start his testing off right, now that she was his relationship tutor. As Snow started talking, she walked in rather close proximity to Schwambart, looking to see what he would do with her walking so close. She had given him permission to put his wing over her before, so now this would have to be a measure of his initiative. Was he going to remember what she allowed him to do and work up the courage to repeat his actions without her permission, or was he going to continue to be submissive and shy around her?

"Le's see... 'ow do Oi e'splain this... Well, there was this one toime I was in'na t'rain park up on'na mountains, snow 'adn' been groom'd in a whoile so there were these li'l ruts everywhere in the powd'r, 's'pecially on th' landin's of these jumps 'ere. Oi was troi'in t'loine up a jump from'a shahkfin rail t'th'ba'leship, bu' there was this reeeeally deep rut where e'rrybody else was landin' off th'shahkfin, an Oi landed agains' tha' rut an' broke moi back leg 'ere," she gave the leg in question a little shake before continuing, "... i's loike, ya dun' feel i' a' firs' 'cause i's so shockin' for a secon' or two, an' then i' awll comes t'ya loike a toidal wave. I's koinda difficul' to e'splain, bu'... prolly some'a th' mos' painful things are broken bones. Unless'a course yer knocked out when'ya do break'em, an' tha's prolly th' mos' merciful circumstawnces ya can ge', but waaay more dangerous. Oi'd compare i' t'somethin' else, but Oi dunno wot yer mos' painful e'sperience was."

They neared the flat in question, not quite able to see Hex yet, but as soon as they would get off the stairs on the floor, he would be in sight. Meanwhile, she asked Schwambart, "Wot's yer worst injury there?"

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Ponyville / Re: Splitting the Rent
« on: February 13, 2014, 12:35:49 pm »
Snowflake shook her head as Schwambart attempted to joke about a broken funny bone being an actual injury, "Nah nah nah, love, ya cawn' break no bones wi' words, even if ya joke was bad. Oi'm tawlkin' abou' real breaks, loike, 'avin' t'go t'th'ospital t'gitcha self pu' inna cawst. Aw well, Oi'll 'ave t'tell ya a few stories some day, bu' ya know that picture of that skelly'ton of a pony on th'wall  wi' the rest'a moi pictures? Th'one wi' th' X's ov'r all'a th'bones? Yeah, tha's me keepin' record'a wot I broke, an' Oi rememb'r each an e'rry one'a them."

Looking back to Crescendo as he said he would want to come with the both of them to the Stalliongrad Mountains for a vacation, she winced a little in thought as she did her best to explain, "Well... ahhh... ya see, love, Oi'm no' jus' goin' there for a vacation. Oi -work- on tha' l'il mountain as ski patrol, an' Oi dun' do much vacationin'. If ya wanna come along, i's awll foine an' good, but ya gonna 'ave t'do i' of ya own accord. When there is a party though, there's a party, an' a party on a mountaintop is diff'rent from a party down 'ere, believe me."

After the waitress came back to collect the tab, Snowflake spoke up again, saying, "Well, Oi'd say tha' will 'ave t'be awll for today. I dun' mean nothin' by i', bu' Oi cawn' really jus' si' around and tawlk abou' things fer too long. Oi need t'move around an' dawnce, ya know, bu' Cappy's prolly 'ad enough of th'club tonoigh' so we're gon'a be goin' 'ome now, yeah?" She stood up, after she said that, nodding to the door before saying, "Roigh', was a pleasure meetin' ya, Crescentfresh." She then started to lead the way out of the club, looking back to see if Schwambart was following her.

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Ponyville / Re: Splitting the Rent
« on: February 07, 2014, 11:03:42 pm »
Interesting, judging by the way Schwambart practically jumped at her ribbing him, Snow had a suspicion that the green pegasus here was quite ticklish, in quite possibly the most inconvenient place to be ticklish as well. At his whispering, she let a confused look go across her face before a smug smile took its place. This would have to be something that she would exploit every so often to throw him off, just to make him uncomfortable. No more for today though, she thinks he's had about enough emotional and psychological damage done to him for today.

Glancing back to Crescendo, she answered, "Too roigh' love, Oi do th' snowboardin', tha' Oi do. Roigh' in'na offseason roigh' now, bu' come win'na, Oi'll be pawckin' up an' eadin' back t'th'Stawll'yungrawd moun'ains t'star' practicin' an' actually make moiself some dosh," she grinned as she said that, "girl's gotta eat awfta awll. Oi awlso do a bi' of ski patrol on'na soide, an' some lessons for th'li'l fillies an' colts when they need instruct'as, so if ya wanna come along fer th'roide, Cappy, Oi'm sure we could gitch'a on ya hooves an' down a 'ill in no toime. 'opefully ya won't 'urt yerself too badly wi' me aroun' loike Oi did. Did Oi ev'a tell ya some of moi stories of 'ow Oi broke some'a moi bones ye'? Oi go' a lo' of them, 'specially when ya breakin' e'rry bone in ya body."

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Ponyville / Re: Splitting the Rent
« on: January 31, 2014, 05:08:26 pm »
Snowflake furrows her brow as Schwambart refuses his drink this time around. This didn't really make sense to her; if he really liked the drink the first time around, why would he pass it up now? Perhaps the whole dating ordeal has gotten him down and just turned him off of enjoying his drinks? Or maybe he was just that against alcohol, and that might be a problem. There was a reason it was called 'liquid courage', and if there was something that could give him confidence easily, it would be that, but really, it shouldn't have to come down to it in the first place. Rolling her eyes as he pushed the drink away, she reached for it and scooted it to her side of the table, "Well, 'f ya dun' wan' i', love, Oi'll 'ave i'. Some good quali'y mixed drink there tha' ya jus' passin' up."

"Oh, an' 'ere," she added, fishing into a bitpurse to pull out enough bits to cover the four drinks that they've had so far, "Yer two drinks were on me tonoigh', Cappy. If Oi'm gonna order drinks fer ya, i's only p'loite t'pay fer'em. Jus' give', t'th'wai'ress when sh comes back 'round; Oi 'ave a feelin' this'll be our laws' round if ya dun' feel loike 'avin' anymore." After counting out the bits for Schwambart, she took a sip of his drink, humming in approval before drinking a little more. It wasn't all that bad, though she liked her own drink more. When she set down his drink, she said, "Oi'm sho' 'e's jus' no' used t'th'idear of comin' ou' an' jus' dawncin' or enjoyin' some strange comp'ny. Oh well, i's somethin' we can come back to; who knows, maybe nex' toime 'e can come wi' me t'th'moun'ains when Oi go fer th' annual down'ill competitions, eh?" She elbowed Schwambart's side a little with a grin, clearly not expecting him to come out to such an event.

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Ponyville / Re: Splitting the Rent
« on: January 28, 2014, 02:27:52 pm »
Snowflake shook her head as the new stallion asked if they had been together for long, following up Schwambart's answer with, "Nah love, jus' flatmates's awll. Though' Oi'd take 'im out to the clubs an' see 'ow 'e does." She shrugged and said in a rather 'meh' tone, "Well, on th'posi'ive soide, we've koinda found a drink he loikes. Now 'e's jus' gotta figure ou' 'ow t'make i' 'imself a' 'ome, save 'im some cash." She didn't really take offence to the more teasing tone in the new stallion's voice. There are a few things that that little talk could have looked like, and trying to contest them all with what actually happened would take far too much time, and would only make her look like she was trying to cover for herself, "Also brough' 'im 'ere t'see'f Oi could get 'im t'tawlk t'some other mares, see who 'e can make friends with, bu' ya know 'ow tha' went."

As Schwambart picked up his drink, asking if it was alcoholic, Snow replied, "Yeah, 's'got a li'l bi' of alcohol in it. All th'mixed drinks loike tha' 'ere do." She grinned at him and asked, "S'good, yeah? I must'a picked the roigh' choice fer ya; ya drank tha' first one down pre'y quickly. Take i' slow wi' this one though," she gave his shoulder a little pat as she warned, "Oi dunno 'ow well ya 'old ya liquor, bu' if yer as loigh' as Oi think you are, yer gonna start feelin' it abou' 'awlfway through this drink 'ere." As she finished that statement, she turned back to her own drink, starting to regret that she started with spirits instead of a beer. If she were to get a beer now, she wouldn't feel all that great the next morning, and an awful hangover is not something a professor should have when the first day of classes starts.

After a quick drink, she addressed the new stallion again, "So wot's yer name, love? This 'ere's Schumbawt, bu' Oi jus' call 'im Cappy, an' Oi'm Snow. Ya come ou' t'th'clubs of'en?"

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Ponyville / Re: Splitting the Rent
« on: January 27, 2014, 02:18:54 pm »
Snowflake nodded as Schwambart agreed to take this little bit of training that she was offering him. Nopony should have to go through their life as a complete wall flower, so maybe she could at least give him some pointers to actually put himself out there in different places. It would definitely be good for his health, at least, to her understanding anyway. With a final pat on the shoulder and a warm smile, Snowflake said, "Awroigh', love. We'll get'cha some more then. Firs' things firs', we gotta get'cha outta 'ere. Oi'll make sure th'coast is clear, an' let ya know when t'come out, mmkay?" She nodded to him one last time before pushing open the bathroom stall, slowly making her way to the door, checking to make sure that nopony else was in here to witness them leave.

Nopony was here, so she called back into the bathroom, "Roigh' coast's clear. Step to, Cappy." She pushed open the door and stepped out to the noisy club, and a little while later, was joined by Schwambart. Now that she knew that there wouldn't be much from him in terms of dancing and socializing, maybe she could still get around to loosening him up. He did want another drink after all, so one more for the road, she supposed. Hopefully she wouldn't end up carrying him home. Wandering back to the table area, she found the same table that they had before, still occupied by the stallion that tried to comfort Schwambart from before. As soon as the two of them got back into their seats, Snow spoke up to the new stallion, "Hah, sorry 'bout tha', swee'ie. Jus' a li'l somethin' tha' needed addressin', nothin' too maj'r."

She looked around to find the waitress mare, holding her hoof up and waving to get her attention, asking as she came over, "'Ey sissa, think we could trouble ya for another round of the same? Loightweight over 'ere wants sum'more." She grinned facetiously at her little quip, turning back to the new stallion as she asked, "So wot's ya story, love? Ya 'ere t'dawnce or are ya 'ere t'drink? Oi'd say we were 'ere t'dawnce, but Cappy 'ere decoided he'd rawth'a drink. 'Ope it isn't gonna be too much more though..." she glanced at Schwambart, "mixed drinks loike tha' ain't cheap, 'specially'f they go' some alcohol in 'em."

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Ponyville / Re: Splitting the Rent
« on: January 25, 2014, 02:21:56 pm »
Snow frowned as Schwambart said that he has never done anything social in his life that didn't involve his family. She had never heard of anypony being that shut off from the world to not have done any of those activities that he listed off, but judging from his body language, the way he turned to cower against the wall and how his wings trembled, she could guess that he most likely wasn't even close to over exaggerating. She wasn't sure if she should have felt sympathy for this pony, or perhaps even more disappointed that he had let himself get this bad in the first place, but what was done is done, and now he was left to deal with his disadvantages now rather than earlier.

Putting a hoof on his shoulder in some sort of attempt to console him, she responded to him as she saw fit, "Sorry swee'ie, Oi never would'a guessed tha' tha' was the case fo' ya. Oi though' tha', ya know, a' yer age ya would'a done a lo' more wi' regards to social stuff an tha' ya were jus' incredibly shoi. Oi mean--" she cut herself off as the door opened, and the sounds of the music in the club were not muffled anymore. Somepony was coming into the bathroom. Snow clamped her mouth shut and turned her head towards the stall door, hoping that Schwam would also keep quiet as she hastily shushed him. From the sound of it, there were two sets of hooves walking into the bathroom and standing at the sinks. The two of them talked for a while as they reapplied their makeup and fixed their manes, or at least Snow thought they were as she couldn't quite see them.

When they left, Snow breathed a sigh of relief before turning back to Schwambart, hoping that he at least had some time to calm down before she spoke again, "Roigh', tha' was close. Awlroigh', as Oi was sayin', yeah, Oi feel bad fo' ya, an' Oi feel awful moiself fo' puttin' ya in this situation, so Oi'm gonna make i' up to ya." She put her hooves on both of his shoulders, looking him in the eye and giving him a light shake as she said, "Oi'm gonna learn ya how t'be social, an' no' jus' any koind'a social, Oi'm gonna show ya how to approach mares, 'ow t'tawlk t'them, 'ow t'ge' them t'loike ya..." she grinned as she went on, adding finally, "basically, Oi'm enrollin' ya in Datin' 101, as taugh' by Profess'r Snowflake, an' we're gonna star' firs' thing t'morrow."

"Now," she continued, "Oi know yer noigh' is prolly spoiled already in yer eyes, bu' Oi'm gonna le' you decoide if ya wanna go home now or later. Oi'll go with ya since ya shouldn' be a' these koind'a clubs alone, 'specially if yer a mare. So whadaya say?"

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Ponyville / Re: Splitting the Rent
« on: January 23, 2014, 08:02:02 pm »
Snowflake watched from her table as the green mare sat down across from Schwambart, right where she sat. She was definitely a good looker, and from the looks of things, really desperate to find some conversation with another stallion that didn't just turn into them hitting on her. As much as Snow would have enjoyed receiving the attention, it starts to wear on one when all she starts to hear is some thinly veiled attempt for a stallion to get her to follow them home for the night. As the green mare took her place across from Schwambart, Snow sat in the seat that she left empty, now doing her best to ignore the catcalls from the stallions that were recently following the green mare. It was a bit of a struggle to concentrate and maybe try to lip read, but it didn't take an expert on lip reading to know that Schwambart wasn't saying much.

"C'mon Cappy, say somethin', be tawlkatiiive..." she pleaded under her breath, tapping her back leg against the floor rapidly and nervously. As much as she pleaded though, Schwambart's mouth moved very little, and she could see practically see him freeze up from here, and watch in disappointment as the mare that she sent over for him started to grow uncomfortable. This was the last thing that Schwambart would want right now, to make a mare uncomfortable and leave him. Snowflake had no idea how much of a blow that would strike to the self-conscience that had already been built up for the day, but she knew it would be massive at best. It didn't take long for the green mare to start looking around, looking for some sort of excuse to get away from the stallion, and Schwambart was stuck, frozen as he struggled to get over his sudden mind blanking.

Finally, the mare stood up and walked off, shooting Snow a strange look and shaking her head as though she was telling Snow that that was a very jerk thing to do. Raising an eyebrow and shrugging, giving her best 'I don't know what happened' expression in return, Snow pressed a hoof to her forehead and started to massage deeply before slamming back the rest of her drink. It wasn't meant to be drunk that fast, but many good long years in college parties have given her a sort of tolerance to the sudden shock that it would cause her. If anything, it made her a little dizzy, but that was easily shaken off. Right, it was time that she and Schwambart had a little talk; no more games, no more teasing, and no more fluff, she was going to straight up get to the bottom of this situation, and that would require a few minutes to speak in private.

As she approached the table, she noticed another stallion walking over to sit in the same chair. Snow had no idea what this stranger was going to do, whether it be to ridicule him or to try to help him, but she was unfortunately going to have to pull Schwambart away form him for this talk. If he was ridiculing her flatmate, so help her... Walking up beside Schwambart, she tapped her hoof three times on the table to get his attention, looking him in the eyes with a very worried look that was somewhat uncharacteristic of the carefree pony, and said rather quickly, "Cappy, love, we need t'tawlk. C'mon." As she started to lead him away, she threw a glance back to the new stallion and said, "Sorry bro, gonna need'ta borr'ah 'im fer a few minutes. Proivate tawlk an' awll."

Snowflake then started to lead Schwambart away, rushing him rather quickly along the wall of the club until they came to a sign. 'Mare's Room'. Without saying anything, she turned and led him quickly into the washroom, walking down the rows of stalls before pushing one open and coercing Shwambart to step into it. Luckily, nopony was using the washroom right now, and even if one were to come in here, they would be in here to check their makeup or expel the contents of their last drinks. A soon as they were both in the rather close confines of the stall, she closed and locked the door behind them, and started whispering to him, "Awlroigh', be straigh' wi' me 'ere love. Wot was tha'? Oi neva' seen someone jus' freeze up loike tha'! Real tawlk 'ere, 'ave you dated before? Do ya even 'ave a clue 'ow romancin' works or 'ow t'be a decen' col'friend?"

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Ponyville / Re: Splitting the Rent
« on: January 23, 2014, 01:05:57 am »
Snowflake screwed up her face as Schwambart started describing the table as a potential candidate for his attention. At first, she thought that he must have been drunk already, but then again, the waitress had yet to come back with their drinks at that point. She was hoping that he was just being funny then, instead of trying to dodge Snow's question, and if he was trying to be funny, he was really drawing it out past the life cycle of a regular joke. She chuckled a little awkwardly as he finished his joke, thinking that if there was a time to get alcohol into this green pegasus, it would be now before he actually became serious on his intimations with the club table. There was no telling what kind of diseases this thing had, and the thought of him...

Shuddering a little to get the thought out of her head, she watches as Schwambart takes a drink of what she suspected was his first alcoholic beverage ever, keeping an eye to see if he would catch on to the secret ingredient that he has yet to become aware of. To her relief, he was drinking it at a nice pace, so the flavors of the butterscotch and chocolate must have nicely covered up the taste of the spirits. Hopefully now he has loosened up a bit to be able to talk to others, and maybe look around to see if he was able to find a good looking mare that he might fancy. She followed his gaze as best he could, and also caught sight of the same green mare with the bright orange mane. It wasn't difficult, even for her to see that this pegasus was an easy eight or nine, but what was also easy to see to her, it was that she came here unaccompanied. Just by judging the way she was dancing, and how the other stallions were trying to get close to her, she was free game.

Schwambart, unfortunately, had seemed to give up on that thought though, as his gaze returned to the table, saying something that she didn't really expect, that he could only see himself talking to her. Snowflake paused for a second and looked at him quizzically until he cleared his throat. Okay, clearly that wasn't what he meant to say if he felt the need to clear his throat after that. For a second there, Snow thought that maybe her toying with him was having some unexpected consequences. "Eh, ya nev'r know, love. If ya cawn tawlk t'me, then ya cawn surely tawlk to anoth'r mare. Oi'm no' tha' special." She paused as she noticed out of the corner of her eye that same green pegasus ditch the dance floor for some tables. Now was her time to set Schwambart up with her. Pushing her chair back, Snow stood up and said, "Anyway, s'cuse me, these drinks go roigh' through me. Be roigh' back..." and began to head for the bathroom.

That was not where she really went though. Instead, she made a detour to the table that the mare had sat herself down at, sitting very much alone as a group of stallions a couple of tables over snicker to themselves and make bets to see who could get with her. Snow, ignoring them, sidled up to her and tapped her on the shoulder. She turned around, looking ready to tell another stallion off, but softened a little when she saw it was another mare. Snow, being completely sympathetic to her said, "Ey, ya toired of these jerks, yeah?" The mare nodded her head and sighed, "Well then, allow me t'direct yer atten'shun t'moi buddy ov'r there. Trus' me on this one, 'e's a noice guy, well worth tawlkin' to. Should give 'im a shot, yeah?" The mare looked over to Schwambart, before nodding and standing up to walk over to him. Snow, took her chair and watched from here as the green mare sat down across from Schwambart. Now to watch the show.

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