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Canterlot / Re: Being Made of Gold Must Be Nice.
« on: October 11, 2014, 01:43:14 pm »
Clarity's eyes narrow and she tenses up when the buzz starts, turning to face it.  She ignores Bundtcake landing on her, feeling that it, at least, seemed pretty harmless.  The tension mounts with the loud clang, Clarity crouching down looking like she's about to pounce if anything makes a move.  She didn't sign up for this.  She's about to just turn and leave, telling Haywire exactly what she thinks of his workshop at the moment, when the buzzing stops and a new sound comes from behind her.  She barely has time to start turning before being beset by a writhing mass of snakes.

I'm being attack!  She lets out a squeal of surprise that quickly turns into a growl of rage.  I'm being ATTACKED!!!!!

Reason becomes nothing to her as she falls to the ground, more from being startled than anything else and she lets loose with everything she's got on the scaled horrors.  Letting out a shout, she smacks one aside with her tail, then snatches one between her teeth and swings it at the rest, scattering them.  She doesn't give them time to regroup, though, leaping to her hooves and stepping on several of them multiple times, spinning to get all of them before they have a chance to start looking dead.  All the while she does this, she shakes the one in her mouth with fury.  Feeling she'd given each of them enough stomps, she grabs the one in her mouth with her forehooves, yanking it with her teeth, not letting go until-

With considerable effort, the snake snaps in half, causing Clarity's head to jerk back with such force that she falls over again, bonking her head against the floor, cushioned somewhat by her full mane.  She cries out, releasing the head of the reptile she'd managed to fell in her valiant fight with...
She looks at the remains of the snake in her hooves, a bit dazed.  It's not even a real snake.  It's rubber.  Were they all...she reaches over and pokes one of her other fallen opponents.  Rubber.  Rage turns to shame and embarrassment as she surveys the carnage.  She'd taken down several toys and in the process had mussed her mane, put a couple tears in her dress, lost one of her fake eyelashes, and apparently her bit purse had opened, spilling a fair amount of its contents around her.  And the only bit of harm she'd come to was self-inflicted.

Alright.  Fine.  Her dress torn, her money scattered, her dignity in shambles...what a fine way to finish out a visit.  Yes.  Now would be a wonderful time for her to make her exit.  She rises to her hooves with a long sigh, giving an ice cold stare to the machine that had tossed the snakes at her.  She clips her bit purse closed, not bothering to pick up the lost contents, then turns to Hay, glaring daggers at him and Star while stretching to her full height.  "Haywire," she intones, voice level in a distinct contrast with her expression and...rosy complexion.  "It was nice seeing you again.  Star.  A pleasure meeting you.  I hope you have a good afternoon."

That being said, she turns and stalks toward the door, only stopping to swat one of the snakes with her tail towards the machine that had thrown them at her.  It misses the opening, bouncing off the side and falling limply against the floor as she crosses the threshold.  There she pauses for a moment, then grabs the door, slamming it with all her might behind her.

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Canterlot / Re: Being Made of Gold Must Be Nice.
« on: October 10, 2014, 11:05:42 pm »
Clarity follows Hay as he turns to lead the way, already planning her route to home that would take her through what might be the busiest places for ponies near her age at this time of day.  High point of the market would be ending in a few minutes...Museum?  There's one on the way...probably parks would be a bit crowded, but a lot of ponies went there with their significant others, not to find a new one.  Probably a few she could make uncomfortable there, though...might be worth it.  She probably gets a bit too much of a kick out of seeing Star stumble.  Not always so elegant, I see... she thinks, filing it away in her memory of things to cheer her up that really shouldn't.

The clang of the other machine brings her out of her reverie.  Was that machine spewing smoke a few minutes ago?  She didn't think so...and what's with the sounds that metal bird is making?  "Biggie, what's the mat-"  She nearly jumps out of her dress when the cork pops a good one onto it.  "Hey!" she shouts, whirling around, looking for...
There's nopony there.  Where did...there's just all the machines that have been there since she got there...but for whatever reason, the room feels much more...hostile than it did before.  This is nonsense.  Enough that she's seriously considering just leaving.  She'd already heard that he wouldn't be able to help her with the birthday present.  After a few seconds of surveying the metal surrounding them, she gives a snort, all traces of ladyhood gone as she walks a bit farther from the others, belligerently daring whatever's making her so uneasy to make her day worse.

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Canterlot / Re: Being Made of Gold Must Be Nice.
« on: October 08, 2014, 12:24:20 am »
All this optimism from Hay in the face of the crushing of two of Clarity's dreams - Well, delay of her real dream...not a dream so much as an ambition, really, and her annual whim that always comes by and always just passes in disappointment - whatever small significance the prospects looked like they were going to have overall, since she's still young, plenty of time to find a special somepony, and she never really believed that she would be able to find a voice for Clair...

Whatever it is, his optimism in the face of her minor setbacks is kind of getting on Clarity's nerves.  A little.  Well...it's actually getting a little infectious.  Though she's a little...dubious about the whole possibility of talking with his mind.  "Are you kidding?  He talks with his hooves right now.  I was just looking for a step up from that.  Or at least a step up in who could understand him.  Not everypony knows Morse, you know."  She fires off a bit of a smirk, still trying to get back her swing.  Until she looks back at the way Star was leaning against the smaller Hay pony.  Whatever.  It can't be that impressive.  Just the claim of having mind-talking abilities makes her almost want to laugh...sort of.  She'd just take a look at his gadget and be on her way.

"Yeah, I could stick around for a bit longer.  Just, uh..."  Think, think.  What's a good excuse to be somewhere else so she doesn't have to stick around the two lovebirds too long?  "I've got to go soon, get ready for...a date for dinner."  Yeah.  That sounds exactly like something she'd do.  If she had a coltfriend at the moment.  And who knows?  She's got an hour or two.  Maybe she could find one by then.

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Canterlot / Re: Being Made of Gold Must Be Nice.
« on: October 05, 2014, 09:50:15 pm »
Clarity fiddles with her skirt while listening to Hay's response.  A bigger thing?  Why would it need to be a part?  It seems like a standalone idea to her.  And really, what more could you want than something that could talk for you?  That itself is a pretty tall order, and tacking on mor-

She snaps back to attention when Hay looks at Star again.  And away.  Blushing.  Her eyes flick between the two of them a few times.  Thinking back along their interaction today, she realizes that it wasn't the first time that he did that.  Once, twice...this was...the third?  Fourth?  Whatever the number is, it's at least three times more than he did so for her.  Granted she had rarely gotten that close, but Star seemed to be inflicting the dreaded Red Face of Doom without thinking.  It doesn't even look like she's noticing.  Though who can tell with her?  But it's something she's seen often enough, and taken care to notice the signs when they appear.

She'd waited too long.  He's taken.

Unless Star wasn't interested back.  But whatever the Pegasus's thoughts on the matter, Hay wasn't interested in Clarity.  Well...back to the drawing board.  No sense letting them see how disappointed she is, though.  Then she'd have to let them know why or deflect any questions they might have as to her sudden mood drop, and rule four of courting etiquette (for her) is never let on that you're disappointed to see somepony go.  That would let them know they have advantage, and there's no way...

...A few words filter in.  "...in time...try and remove..."  Clarity's attention returns to the conversation as Star begins speaking.  Thought Theater?  That sounds...intriguing.  What would that do?  Either way, it sounds like...a no.  Or a probably not.  Either way, it looks like she'll have to keep looking for a present for Clair.  At least now she doesn't have to pretend not to be disappointed.  "Eh...I figured it was a long shot," she says, ears drooping.  "I mean, if anypony could, I figured it would be you, but...I guess some things are just fantasy."  She stands and dusts her skirt.  Maybe she'd find a nice pair of swim trunks for him...since he never swims anyway...

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Canterlot / Re: Being Made of Gold Must Be Nice.
« on: September 23, 2014, 11:50:05 pm »
Clarity smiles at the idea of the hoof-mounted stamp.  That could be a thing...he'd probably get covered in ink in no time, and that would be soooo adorable.  She sits and toys with a mental imagining of how it would be.  "That might..."  Yeah, like that one she...might have...tried to steal from the bank that one time.  Which is really nothing like what Haywire was describing, and she's totally off the mark, but...What?  She was really little, and it was so neat!  The little knob that pushed to change which letter it was changing and then turned to change the letter...uh...that might not work out so well, actually.  "Uh...well, it's a good idea, but...does it have a way to say what it's going to make?  I guess I forgot to mention that he also can't see."  This admission...for whatever reason, it's easier to make than the other.  It has been for a long time, and she can never put her hoof on exactly why.  "If he could, he could just write, but..."

She furrows her brow as she tries to think of what kind of mechanism it might use to translate to Clair what is currently selected.  "Have the opposite side in braille?" she mutters.  Well, in the one she'd seen the sides opposite the inky area did show what it was, but it was also blocked off to prevent misalignings by accident.  "A chime or something to..."  He could recognize sounds pretty well, but that would require it to make at least 36 sounds or combinations of sounds to indicate what was being put down, not including punctuation.  "A side braille shifting..."  That would limit it to one letter at a time period, which would probably work just fine for Clair...

...But this is all a moot point anyway if he couldn't tell where he was putting it in relation to everything else.  He could get help, of course, but it would require anypony helping him to know exactly what he was intending to do.  And a supply of paper that he would be able to know is clean and not running out of room.  So...this isn't really so much of a winning proposition.  "...Sorry, I'm not sure it would work for him."

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Canterlot / Re: Being Made of Gold Must Be Nice.
« on: September 18, 2014, 06:56:33 pm »
Haywire's technospeak flies right over Clarity's head, almost making a whooshing noise with how she missed its meaning and almost it entirely, focused instead on what she imagined it might turn out to be.  Party poppers that big would just be a recipe for disaster...what a delightful thought.  She'd store that in the back of her mind for later.  There are a few ponies she could stand to have a little more..."pop" in their lives...

The machine's outburst goes largely unnoticed by Clarity, just assuming that it was just something that machine is supposed to do from time to time.  The mechanical bird got her attention, though, when it tweets its greeting at her.  She grins and gives it a little wave.  "Hey, Bibble, how are you?"  Oddly coincidental that the extra noise from the not-oven stopped when it landed...

Oh well.  She shrugs and turns back to Hay.  "Yeah, he's my twin brother.  The resemblance is uncanny, isn't it?" she asks playfully, making herself look as small as she could and trying to adopt his unfocused eyes, with little success.  Whatever, she thinks as she straightens back out with a flip of her mane.  "After your little...conversation, he's half-convinced you're more than a little touched in the head."  A bit of a smirk plays onto her face.  She wouldn't be too surprised herself, given the way he keeps a machine around that simply spits fire every once in a while.  "Regardless of whether that's true or not, I'm coming mostly for him.

"You see, it's...well, it's getting close to our birthday.  Birthdays mean parties, and parties mean presents, and..."  She sighs and blushes, rubbing at her right forehoof with her left, turning her eyes slightly.  It feels so strange to admit her shortcomings.  "I...don't have such a great track record with getting them for him.  I mean, last year I got him a paintbrush, which would have been fine if he used brushes, but he only ever paints with his hooves, and he still holds it while he's painting, and he likes everything I get him, but I want his present to be really special, and..."  She cuts her speeding train of thought off and clears her throat.  Enough rambling.  Get to the point.

"A-anyway.  I'm sure you thought it a little weird-"  Haywire finding things weird?  Bad choice of words.  "You noticed that he didn't talk.  That wasn't a choice, he just..."  Even after all these years, talking about Clair's...uniqueness...is uncomfortable for her.  Should she really be talking about this in front of Star?  Her gaze flicks over in the other mare's direction for a moment.  Well, she's already said enough that it could probably be inferred, and if she asks to have her leave or let her talk to Hay in private, that would just be confirming things.  "...can't.  Which is fine, most of the time, because, well, he doesn't get out much, but there can't always be somepony with him that he knows, and not everypony knows Morse, and...Could you maybe make something that could...let him talk?"

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Canterlot / Re: Being Made of Gold Must Be Nice.
« on: September 17, 2014, 02:39:57 am »
So it is natural.  One more thing that she didn't have to work for.  Probably naturally skinny, too.  And how was Clarity supposed to compete with her in any of those regards?  She means, desserts are so delicious!  How can she possibly avoid them?  And then Star brushes her mane aside, revealing a set of marks underneath that.  Seriously?  Well...she could get a better one, but...that would...wait, they just appeared one day?  "Silly is one word for it, yes," she replies, choosing her words carefully.  Unreal is another one.  Seriously, when has she ever heard of anypony just getting random marks somewhere other than their flanks?  Especially ones that seem as well-arranged as those.  She certainly hasn't, and she'd be inclined to disbelieve Star if her delivery of the line had been any different.

Geez, even her walk was elegant and flowing.  Not that she expected differently, but it would be nice if Star had the decency to be just a little ungainly in her locomotion.  Not even her transition between walking and flying was in the least bit clumsy, and even looked like she'd modified it so that she wouldn't hit Clarity.  And it all looked effortless.  Thank goodness Hay came before she had to keep making small talk with that mare.  Sure, she could probably go on for hours detailing every single thing she thought was exceptional about her appearance and bearing, but before long she might start sounding sarcastic or ill-willed.  Might start being that way, too.  She's much more accustomed to receiving compliments than dispensing them, after all.

Haywire's grin immediately helps to put Clarity at ease, her posture relaxing and her gut stopping being sucked in quite so much.  "Hey, Hay," she greets with a slight giggle and bounce of her own, glad to get that absolute pinnacle of humor out of her mouth.  It's also so gratifying the way he greets her, like just seeing her again makes him happy.  And maybe it does.  That's not a thought she's averse to.  Her high society tone drops as well when she answers his questions.  "Well, I'm not sure it's anything you'd have made already, but I'm kinda hoping th- wait, did you say giant party popper?  An entire party's worth?"  Given how large she likes her parties, that would be an impressive feat indeed.  "Just how big would that have to be?  And where would we get all those ribbons?"  Her eyes glaze over for a bit as she imagines pulling a string out of a little popper, then having confetti and ribbons fly out until the entire school gymnasium floor was covered.  That *would* be worth it!

But...there aren't any parties planned in the near future (maybe she could pull some strings, hehe), except the one she came to ask about, and that's a little...small-scale for something as big as that popper.  She imagines the same scenario, but this time the blast filling her living room instead, burying everypony beneath it until everypony swims up to the surface.  She giggles again.  T-Mom would have a fit for sure.  She punctuates her laughter with a whick of her tail, whipping a nearby machine that looks sort of like an oven, but...not really at all like an oven, but it has lots of blinking lights, that's for sure.  "Oh, sor-" she starts before catching herself.  What's she apologizing for?  It's just a machiney thing.

"Anyway, sorry, but no, I don't really have need of that party popper yet."  Her eyes refocus on the begoggled inventor in front of her.  "I'll keep it in mind, though, sounds big.  No, I'm actually looking to see if, um...Do you remember Clair?  White mane, grey coat?  You met him under the treat table at that last party?"

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Canterlot / Re: Being Made of Gold Must Be Nice.
« on: September 16, 2014, 03:16:12 pm »
Clarity smiles and bats her eyes as the door swings open, ready to give the green pony behind it her jocular greeting again.  It sure was funny, wasn't it?  Except that the pony behind the door isn't the one she was expecting.  Indeed, looking at the level where she expected to see those orange goggles, she was instead treated a smooth white neck.  That can't be right.  Clarity's smile transfers from her eyes to just her mouth as she begins to take a step back to inspect this newcom-

No, she doesn't want to appear rude.  After all, she's already been invited in.  So instead she meets the (rather tall) mare's eyes and gives her a nod.  "Mirror.  Clarity Mirror, Miss Star.  Delighted to make your acquaintance, I'm sure," she intones as she walks in, head held high.  What is this mare doing here?  Is she some kind of new staff here?  This place didn't really seem to Clarity like the kind of place that would need, get, or be able to retain employees for any length of time, but from the way she'd been welcomed she doesn't really think Star's a casual visitor at the moment, either.  Either way, Hay isn't immediately visible, so maybe she knows where he is.

"Would you happen to know where Haywire is, Miss Star?" she asks while feigning interest in some gizmo or other that looked like two elementary school art projects had slain each other trying to kill the other one.  And any other number of gadgets, all while sneaking glances at the tall mare in a way she hopes isn't too obvious.  "There is something I would like to discuss with him, if he is so inclined."  The first thing to strike her is Star's coloring.  Pure white coat, with three-hue mane and tail that go so well together it looks practically planned.

Once she's gotten past what caught her attention first, she has to become slightly more obvious about it to discern Star's figure.  First off, she's tall.  So tall.  And she looks even taller because of how slender she is.  Combined with her coloring, she puts Clarity in mind of some kind of fancy dessert.  All in all, a rather elegant package.  She hasn't even seen her wings unfolded yet.  All in all...she finds her eyes furrowing.  This can't be right.  She came to Haywire's workshop.  The little green pony who's always covered in oil and gives the impression he doesn't know what a comb is.
And she feels like she isn't the most beautiful pony in the room.

This...this is ridiculous!  Why, she'd even considered coming here for the express purpose of feeling more beautiful by comparison!  And sure, Hay was fun and zany and all, but Star!  Right there in the same place is somepony so slender and delicate that she finds herself wishing she'd worn something more elaborate to help conceal her little pudge that she's doing her best to hide now, and tall enough that she's unconsciously straining for every last inch of height she can muster.
But the worst part?  It looks like Star isn't even trying.  At the moment she greeted her at the door, her smile was so genuine, so relaxed that even the idea of keeping her appearance as elegant as it is seems like something that would probably be alien to her.  Meanwhile Clarity, though certainly no pushover herself in terms of attractiveness, feels like she'd have to come up with an outfit specifically designed to outclass her if she even wanted to compete.

Still.  She shouldn't jump to any conclusions.  The most important detail she can think of to keep calm?  The fact that there's no protuberance coming from Star's head.  A horn would practically clinch her negative impression of Star.  In fact, without it, maybe she could turn her opinion positive.  The most elegant Unicorns Clarity has met have been nigh-unapproachable.  It's like they think they own the place or something.  But Pegasi?  Sure, most of them around here were pretentious and conceited, but that seemed mostly to be a symptom of living around the haughty Unicorns and they are (in her experience) actually easier to befriend than usual.

So, she should probably stop giving her the evil eye.  Clarity corrects her composure with a couple deep breaths and a slight jangle of her coin purse.  She had come here for a reason, after all.  "And I must say, I find your coiffure to be most pleasing to the eye.  Tell me, are your colors natural or a rather impressive artifice?"

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Canterlot / Re: Being Made of Gold Must Be Nice.
« on: September 16, 2014, 12:49:11 am »
4.  4 hours.  4 *hours* of shopping, and still Clarity had found nothing.  Well.  Not *nothing*, there was always something in Canterlot's markets, but nothing that she was looking for.  It would probably help if she knew what it was.  Well, the specifics.  She has one guideline, and that thing is that it's going to be for her twin brother.  Not just today, either.  Every year around this time, she went out looking on extended excursions for weeks to find that thing, that elusive perfect thing that Clair would absolutely love, that would cement her as his favorite pony ever.

And every year she came up dry.

It's not even that it's hard to make him happy.  Every year he'd proven that, usually before even getting her gift.  But...she wanted it to mean something to him.  She wanted to prove that yes, it's the thought that counts, but *her* thought.  Some kind of insight as to what would please him more than silk pajamas.  More than cuddling.  More than when their oldest sister came to visit.  But...he has everything he wants.  He's so happy already.  What could she possibly give him?

Her mental wanderings are cut short when she's about halfway through a scheme to land him some swimming lessons (what made her think he'd want those, anyway?) when she overhears a mother trying to calm her foal.  "Please, what's wrong?  Are you hurt?  Are you hungry?  Oh, if you could only talk!"  That...strikes a chord with her.  And gives her an idea.  But how could she find a bucket large enough for - no, not that, the other thing.

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Clarity gives a little jump when the welcoming box bursts open with a spurt of confetti, the ribbons falling to the road before a gust of wind blows it off to join some more in a nearby alley.  Her head nearly receives a welcome message to the face when the balloons pop out during the breeze, and the static pulls her mane slightly out of position.  Aw, what a chore.  And she hadn't brought her brush.  But she did have...some fake eyelashes?  Ah well, she'd make do.  She pulls a falsie from her face and rakes it through her mane and it does tame the frizz slightly, but it's much too small-scale to work the magic an actual tool would.  Then it goes back to its proper place over her eye and she blinks it to make sure it set right.  There.  Perfect.

Appearance mostly fixed, she gives a firm rap on the door of the workshop.  While she doesn't entirely believe that the strange bird-like thing is really as sentient as the inventor seems to pretend it is, even if it's just wound and controlled it's still an impressive little gadget.  And possible proof that he could make what she would require, though she hopes it isn't too expensive.  She's not made of money, as she could tell by the fact that she didn't clink when she walked.  That might get irritating after a while.

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Canterlot / Re: Tech Tock, Would You Look at the Time?
« on: February 13, 2014, 08:05:49 pm »
"My hoof?  Oh, it's fine.  That burn stuff you had worked pretty well.  It doesn't hurt anymore," she says, giving a stamp to the ground for emphasis then rubbing it on her other leg.  "Okay, maybe not quite all the way, but it's better.  As long as I don't run or anything it should be fine.  Thanks again for your help with that, by the way," she says, batting her eyes at him again.

It turns into blinking when he mentions Barlorrin.  Barlorrin?  Oh, right, the bear.  She's still holding it.  "Oh, uh...sure!  I'd love to have him join me!" she says, clutching the bear protectively.  "Thanks for that, too.  It's gonna be fun, huh, Barry?"  She gives the bear a nuzzle, then pops him into the saddlebag.  "I'll come see you again, Hay.  Maybe then you can send me to space, since that party pooper blacksmith didn't want to go.  Seriously, who wouldn't?"  She lifts the bags and sets them on her back, then walks by Haywire, giving him a hug as she does.  "Later, cutie."

As she passes the snow, she stops.  "Okay, this is too good an opportunity to pass up."  She takes her bags off and scoops snow into the one that doesn't hold the bear, grinning.  "If I go fast enough, somepony's getting a snowball fight without any ammunition.  G'bye!"  And then she slings them back on her back and dashes out the door.

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Canterlot / Re: Tech Tock, Would You Look at the Time?
« on: February 12, 2014, 02:24:53 pm »
"What?  You're leaving already?" Clarity pouts as Ironfire leaves.  Aww, she didn't even get to run a hoof over any of his muscles.  Oh well.  "Yeah, I'm sure we'll meet again," she says, winking at his retreating form.  "Don't get mobbed by mares on your way out."  Then she walks over to the poster the stallion had hung up before making his way out.  "Huh.  A traveling storyteller, huh?  Not sure why somepony like that would need a reputation rebuilt.  Unless...hm, Trixie, Trixie.  That name..."  She taps her chin and sits down, swishing her tail.  "...Aw, whatever.  Story isn't exactly my thing.  I'm more for...hooves-on stuff.  Or acting.  Maybe, though."  She looks outside to the position of the sun.

Aww, it's about time for her to be headed out.  "Phooey, I've gotta go.  I'll need those saddlebags back, too."  She hops heavily over to her bags and starts taking out the contents.  Milk, caramel, paprika, bag of oats, etc.  "What do you think about that show thingie?"

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Canterlot / Re: Tech Tock, Would You Look at the Time?
« on: February 11, 2014, 10:36:55 pm »
Clarity peers with interest past her inventor-shield as the blacksmith negates the gout of flames with a glow of his horn.  Well, control of fire would be pretty useful for a blacksmith.  Not to mention this looks like a prime time for a little bit of teasing.  "Whoah, control of fire?  That's...hot.". She giggles while stepping back out from behind Haywire.  "Or not hot, in this case.  Still.  Can you make fire, too, or...

Wait.  What's that sound?  It's...it doesn't sound friendly.  All of a sudden she's put in mind of a den of a wild beast or the like.  "Haywire, is...is it safe?"  She steps closer to him, getting quite close to him for a reason other than flirtatiousness, secretly glad to have the security of the bear still in her hooves.  He lives here, right?  Staying near him should keep her safe.

She let's out a little shriek when the snow bursts from the egg, clutching Hay and the bear to herself in surprise before she let's out a relieved laugh.  For some reason she was expecting something a little more...malign than snow from the feeling she was getting from the ambient sounds.  "You okay in there, not-so-hot-anymore stuff?" she asks with a playful flip of her mane, stepping forward to dig him out.

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Canterlot / Re: Tech Tock, Would You Look at the Time?
« on: February 11, 2014, 07:11:11 pm »
"What?  How could you not make a living bench pressing buildings?  I'd pay to see that.  You'd be set for life!  Who wouldn't want to pay to see a strong, hoofsome stallion like yourself show off his rippling quads?  Dummies, that's who.  Not that pressing buildings is the only way to show that off," she continues with a wink.  "But it looks like you could do it fairly easily."

Her ears perk up when the fire machine starts giving a fit in preparation to go off.  "But yeah, you might want to move," she says, backing up behind Haywire when she hears it.  Made it angry?  That's ridiculous.  It's a machine.  Sure, the bird might be able to act emotional, but fire machines just shoot fire.  They don't think or feel or play chess.  Silly Haywire.  "Fire is not my idea of an ideal vacation locale."

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Canterlot / Re: Tech Tock, Would You Look at the Time?
« on: February 10, 2014, 08:59:43 pm »
Hm.  Her efforts don't even seem to faze him.  Is he playing hard to get?  That's so cute.  Not sure how well it'll work, though.  She'll see how far he's able to play that card...
She extends the bear on her hoof while Haywire spreads the ointment on her other hoof.  "Hm...a name, name name...How about...Barlorrin the Brave?  He lives in the madpony's workshop of terror, watched over by Bribble the Baleful Clockwork Bird with naught to defend himself but his bear claws *giggle* and determination to survive!  And now he must rescue the inventor's newest captive, the beautiful yellow pony who needs only true love's kiss to be freed!"  She winks at the inventor as he finishes with her hoof.

"Thanks.  You really are good at that.  Such gentle, skilled hooves."  She leans towards him and draws the bear back against herself, half-lidding her eyes.  "I wonder how..."
She's interrupted and stopped from finishing that thought by the arrival of-
Oh.  Wow.  He's so big.  So strong-looking.  Could probably pick her up with one hoof.  Wouldn't mind giving that a try, actually...
...But no.  Now that she's had a chance to take a better look, he's got to be at least 10 years her senior.  Still, a mare can dream, right?  "Well, hello there, big colt," she says.  "Well, aren't you a strong one.  What do you do for a living, bench press buildings?  Don't answer that.  I'm sure you do.  Well," she continues, rising to her hooves and gesturing with her recently-treated one to gesture to Haywire, "you happen to be looking upon the illustrious proprietor of Tech Tock, where your silly limitations mean nothing to the onward gallop of progress!"

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Canterlot / Re: Tech Tock, Would You Look at the Time?
« on: February 10, 2014, 03:33:45 pm »
"What's left of it?  What happened to..."  Auxillius device?  What's that?  Why would his first aid kit be under one of his inventions?  There are so many questions she has about that she doesn't even know where to start.  Seriously?  A squeaky mallet?  The candy bar she could understand, having low blood sugar could be remedied with that, but what would a mallet do for him that couldn't even really be used as a mallet?  Just squeaking?  And why...
A bear?  What would that be...Y'know, not even going to question it anymore.  "Aww, what's this little guy's name?" she asks, taking the offered bear with her good hoof, holding it up for inspection before hugging it to her chest.  "He looks a bit worse for wear.  What happened, did he meet one of your inventions at the wrong time of day and now his insurance doesn't cover his badly-needed paw surgery so he can't support his family anymore?"  What a saddening thought.  Poor bear.

"Oh, could you do it for me?  I'd be ever so grateful," she answers, batting her eyes at him and offering him her hoof.  "I've never really had to, myself."

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